Slurpees

Herpes acquired from oral sex. Derived from herpes.

I heard he got slurpees from that loose cheerleader. Good for him.

by Fitz Fitzgerald November 19, 2007

Slurpie

The act of Fellatio performed upon a limp penis lasting for more than 5 seconds.

Dude, I was so drunk I couldn't get it up. She gave me a slurpie for a good 7 seconds or so, then I passed out. It was awesome.

by Bone-PA December 30, 2009

slurpee slut

Female 7-11 employees who like to date police officers. Usually they woo them with free coffee, donuts, and other treats.

He started dating the slurpee slut he met last week.

by Michele F. September 19, 2008

jizz slurpee

A cool, refreshing treat made from the semen of dozens of strapping young lads.

Luvnuts: I sure does love me a jizz slurpee

by Luvnuts March 4, 2003

Slurpy

An icey sugary substance that makes your head freeze and gives you headaches from the extreme food coloring.

Apu: "Welcome to Quik E Mart you buy Slurpy? i mean burrito? i mean... come to my 7 11 i buy you all free slurpies!!"

by Me December 27, 2003

Splurg

The noise Grover makes in The Battle of the Labyrinth once he wakes up from passing out.
We do not know the orgin of this word, but i mean, its Grover.

"SPLURG! I OVERSLEPT!"

by Kazura and Izumi November 21, 2009

Slurp

To lick a girl or suck girls insides.

I Slurped Jill up good.

by WOmanBAnger March 9, 2015