The reproductive fluids in which a male ejects after sexual intercourse or masturbation; sperm/semen.
by ShaleHamster February 2, 2013
Get the Splooge mug.The act of creating a toilet paper blanket in the bottom of the bowl before one does one's business in order to cushion the impact, and therefore the sound, of excretions expected to tempt gravity that bit too much - saving the sploosh muffler both the potential embarrassment of any attention-grabbing noise and the all-too-familiar phenomenon of the 'splashback'
- "The boss has just gone into the john, but I can't wait!"
- "... You're going to have to sploosh muffle"
- "... You're going to have to sploosh muffle"
by Barry Nomanstein November 5, 2013
Get the Sploosh Muffle mug.When you have been fucking for way too long and you're all dried up but you splooge anyway and it comes out like a white powder.
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Get the sploogedump mug.A. When an item of clothing has gotten stretched out, is super comfy, Or your socks have lost elasticity and do not stay up and become baggy on your feet.
B. A feeling you have when you just want to lay around all day and do nothing productive, like binge watch TV.
B. A feeling you have when you just want to lay around all day and do nothing productive, like binge watch TV.
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