Splooge

The reproductive fluids in which a male ejects after sexual intercourse or masturbation; sperm/semen.

EW! That looks like splooge!
She got a little bit of splooge on her.
Smells like splooge.

by ShaleHamster February 2, 2013

Sploosh Muffle

The act of creating a toilet paper blanket in the bottom of the bowl before one does one's business in order to cushion the impact, and therefore the sound, of excretions expected to tempt gravity that bit too much - saving the sploosh muffler both the potential embarrassment of any attention-grabbing noise and the all-too-familiar phenomenon of the 'splashback'

- "The boss has just gone into the john, but I can't wait!"

- "... You're going to have to sploosh muffle"

by Barry Nomanstein November 5, 2013

Sploogechalk

When you have been fucking for way too long and you're all dried up but you splooge anyway and it comes out like a white powder.

Jimmy splooged a bunch of sploogechalk all over Bertha's face.

by ">,'_';<" January 26, 2015

splooged my pants

When you ejaculate in your pants. Usually due to a nocturnal emission, but can happen at anytime.

I woke up this morning to find I splooged my pants last night.

by tzanks July 28, 2016

sploogedump

A woman who has cum that is more than a few days old in her, and had sex with another person.

I was fucking that Sploogedump and chunks of old cum started coming out.

by Canada Dreaming December 29, 2016

Sloofy

A. When an item of clothing has gotten stretched out, is super comfy, Or your socks have lost elasticity and do not stay up and become baggy on your feet.

B. A feeling you have when you just want to lay around all day and do nothing productive, like binge watch TV.

Oh man I am so sloofy I just want to stay in jammies and watch TV all day in bed.

by Hollywoodkim October 25, 2018

splooshizzle

The result of placing a bath bomb in the bath tub.

The bath bomb made a splooshizzle when it hit the water.

by Grintags March 6, 2019