Split-tails

A slang term for women in general, wherein it references the body's rear end cheeks together with a females labia and vaginal lips to form one continual "split" from front waist to read waist.. Males do not share this anatomical characteristic.

My grandpa keeps asking me if I have been courting any split-tails lately .. I answer no but with a smile on my face.

by GDDPHD February 23, 2015

Solomonic split

Dividing something impossible to divide into two parts. From the Biblical story of King Solomon trying to ascertain the mother of a baby and suggesting that he be split into two, one half for each putative mother. 1 Kings 3:16-28

The partition of Palestine in 1947 was an example of a Solomonic split.

by cbb1377 May 28, 2016

Slithorex

A half-man, half-monster supervillain with large bat wings, rocket booster boots and blades dripping from every appendage.

Slithorex Slapaho, a popular music artist, pays homage by his name.

Dude, you don't want me to drink too much or I'll get all Slithorex on your ass and rough you up proper!

by Lord Fuelfire April 25, 2008

Cleavage Splitter

An object found between the cleavage, usually a dick, that breaks apart the foundation of the boob twins and can be commonly referred as a tittyfucker.

Guy 1: God Dave really split dem titties.
Guy 2: Yea he sure is one hell of a Cleavage Splitter.

by Randy Gilbert April 15, 2009

Banana Split

When a guy does the splits and hits his dong on the floor

Oww, dude I just did the banana splits

by GodsendGamer February 27, 2017

wig splitta

(n)-a cap peelin crack deala. (2) a person who is a professional killer who kills for nothing. (3) refers to gun or an apparatus with the intention to kill. Can also be used as "dont get cha wig splat" meaning dont get merked or beat down.

"Thats the wig splitta over there, hes infamous for killing cats."
"I got the wig splitta, now he's gonna pay."

by Kustard the Great May 21, 2006

American Split

In a warm envirement, so your balls are droopy you hold your penis between your balls and titty-fuck them.

I was bord of jackin off all day so I gave my self an American Split.

by ben the ram September 27, 2010