spinkter lips

One whose lips seem to always be wrapped around something weather it is another line of bull they are spewing or a same sex partner spewing.

I wish old Spinkter Lips would shut the hell up. I am tired of hearing about his late night bathroom escapades between he and Chuck.

by Don O Rama May 23, 2008

remove a splinter

To engage in sexual intercourse. The phrase is usually used when a friend has waited a period of time for you to exit the room in which the activities are taking place. A phrase often used by those not good at thinking on their feet.

I had to remove a splinter from her foot.

by Hunt Sman March 22, 2007

sphincter mouse

A mouse that digs away at the intestines of its host. Usually it materializes magically in ones ass. FEAR IT!

Woe unto thee who does not know the pain of the sphincter mouse!

by Steve Mobeve November 12, 2004

sphincter drainage

anal seepage, often times the result of a butt queef after some hardcore ass bangin.

"That whore left sphincter drainage all over my new loveseat!"

by Butt Dart January 16, 2007

sphincter cannon

The part of the human body in which gaseous, solid, and sometimes liquid objects are released.

Kik, get yoursphincter cannon out of my face before it explodes on me!

by kiki/stick December 12, 2007

Sphincter Spelunker

The art of going deep into and exploring a persons sphincter. Derived from the word spelunking which is another name used for exploring caves.

John: "Dude did you hear Brad was hitting on my girlfriend last night?"
Kevin: "Ya I heard about that, what a tool!"
John: "Na man he is a Sphincter Spelunker."

by k3r0s1n3 July 31, 2009

sphincter finger

The finger that is used to insert into a sphincter. Commonly this finger has a slight discoloration to it, similar to that of a carmel choc bar

I noticed one of Bob's fingers were slighly discolored, that must be his sphincter finger.

Paul loved Bob's sphincter finger and how it made him feel when it is inserted into his sphincter

by Swine Doctor June 12, 2011