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Shmaltzy

Keep it soft at first, but then you can make is shmaltzy!
by Bee :] April 22, 2009
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small Iranian

a small Iranian is a small Iranian girl she could fall off a step and die she does not follow the law and takes drugs she is normally abit of a crack'ed she is like this because she is always trying to escape her height and can only do so when out of it
Guy 1: did you see that small Iranian i heard she has stopped growing

Guy 2: ohh ross the Iranian ? ye she has stopped growing its fucking funny
by j-mannn July 12, 2011
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small penis gun club

Men who think guns are penile extenders. This club is especially for men who strap on their rifle's and assault weapons before going out in public. Members like to strut around with their guns, especially in front of women, falsely believing this makes them appear strong and attractive. Instead of appearing strong and attractive, however, members of this group appear to be overcompensating for their especially small penises.
Examples of small penis gun club members: The guys who hold gun rallies in mall parking lots, because four mom's demand action members are meeting inside. Other examples, Ted Nugent, Rick Perry, Rush Limbaugh
by not impressive December 16, 2013
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smalldickery

Behavior which is emotionally consistent with having an extremely small penis. In general, this includes pettiness, overcompensation, whining, backbiting, or jealousy.
Oh, Jacques Chirac is just engaging in his usual smalldickery.
by Heywood Jablohmi August 27, 2006
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small business owner

Woman #1: I heard you had sex with Tom last night? How's his "business?"
Woman #2: Not a lot going on down there.
Woman #1: Oh. He's a small business owner.
by d'rof71 March 4, 2008
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Small Town Politics

when someone is selected for something of importance or great honor from their family name or possibly religious based names.
John Smith was the best baseball player to ever play for his high school. John is now graduated and his little brother Matt Smith is a freshman, but he isn't close to being as good as John, but he was still selected to be on varsity even though Tim Johnson, a sophomore, is better than Matt. Matt Smith made varsity because of "small town politics" and Tim Johnson didn't make the team because of "small town politics."
by 13ThirtySeven AKA BigKes April 12, 2009
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A popular and trending quote originally said by the republican U.S.A. nominee, Donald Trump. The saying has been going around on YouTube, Vine, Etc, and is actually stupid, but it's just somehow funny and ridiculous because the quote ''Small loan of a million dollars'' basically is showing how rich Trump is, and the way he calls it 'Small', which most people could facepalm or give a 'bruh'. Nowadays, most people use it to troll, or use it in jokes to piss people off. Most people do it by interruption.
Person A: "Usually when I go shopping, I end up spending---"
Person B: "--A small loan of a million dollars."
Person A: "Fuck you."
by A fucking wanker April 25, 2016
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