slamimable

To be, in very silly, foolish ways, slammable or closeable. for example, if there was a very weak door or cupboard that was slamimable, someone could use something as simple as their fingertip to close or (less commonly) slam it.

person 1: bro my cupboard door is so slamimable look! - shuts cupboard door with toe-

by Amelia Rideout September 5, 2022

solamalama

For when your friend has a stroke

The brownies weren’t cooked enough you might get solamalama

by Brotherguns12 September 30, 2022

Salami Bipolar

Reigh; the most salami bipolar person in the world

“have you heard of reigh, she is the most salami bipolar person ever”

by reight2007 March 3, 2023

e-solation

the feeling of disconnectedness that exists between co-workers, their managers, and customers due to the lack of face to face interaction in an environment of faxes, e-mails, and instant messaging.

The e-solation of my cubical is making me bonkers!

by Carly Smith January 18, 2008

sloppy salami

The act of continuing to orally pleasure a man's penis after just being in your ass.

Did you hear about Ted? He totally got sloppy salami'd last night.

by DirtyPatti November 16, 2016

wet salami

(n.) A term to describe when a male is so intoxicated, his meat, a.k.a. male member or male genitlia, no longer has the ability to harden or stiffen. So the male must beat his "salami" on his partner in an attempt to beat it into excitement to harden or stiffen to perform coitus.

Dude. I was so drunk last night, I had to beat my wet salami on her ass to get it up

by TucJoe January 15, 2017

MAYBACH SALAMI

MAYBACH SALAMI IS A $1000 A SLICE SALAMI CREATED BY I AM L.A. AKA L-DOT

ENGLISH YOUTUBER...JAY BLAQUE GOT JEALOUS BECAUSE L-DOT SAID HE WAS EATING $1000 A SLICE MAYBACH SALAMI IN THE "THROUGH THE JEANS LMAOOOO" VIDEO ON THE LA REALGAMERADIO CHANNEL

by SNAKELOCOFLOSANGELES October 1, 2017