So I was working in the nuclear powerplant the other day, and this guy brings out a block of glowing blue material. I ask, "What the fuck dude, is that Caesium-137 soap?" and he replies "NO SOAP...RADIUM!"
by Your Motherfucking Mom December 18, 2006
Get the no soap...radiummug. A discolouration of the soap on one's hand when washing ones ass. Usually caused by not wiping properly after one has had a shite.
Duder: DUDE! I got brown soap yesterday!
DUDE: What the hell is brown soap?
Duder: It's just shitty soap you get when you wash your crack after not wiping...
DUDE: THAT'S FUCKING SICK MAN.
Duder: DUDE, Whatever, it tastes better like that anyway.
DUDE: O_O
DUDE: What the hell is brown soap?
Duder: It's just shitty soap you get when you wash your crack after not wiping...
DUDE: THAT'S FUCKING SICK MAN.
Duder: DUDE, Whatever, it tastes better like that anyway.
DUDE: O_O
by GeorgeBizzle November 4, 2007
Get the brown soapmug. When someone gives an unimportant impromptu speech, gives their opinion in an unexpectedly long way, or goes on a short tangent about something; that the other person either did not need or want to hear.
Example 1
After listening to someone explain how important it is to do something while he or she is being redundant and/or irritating; also after listening to an explanation of something extremely simple to do:
"Was that really necessary to say? Can you get off your soap box now?"
Example 2
After giving a long description of an opinion or uncalled for advice:
"Alright. I'll get off my soap box now."
Example 3
Stacy took ecstasy with a bunch of friends at rave. While she was rolling she overheard one of her friends, Michael, talking on the phone to his girlfriend.
Michael: "I love you baby. Okay, I'll call you when I leave the rave...there is really bad service."
Stacy: "Hey Michael! Can I talk to you about something? Pleeeease?"
Michael: "Uh, yeah sure. What's up?"
Stacy: "Well, uhm, I think that you should really treat Jessica better....(ect)....So anyway, I really think you need to start being more concerned about her."
Off to the side:
Friend A: "Holy crap. She really needs to get off her soap box! It's so annoying."
Friend B: "I know. He definitely did NOT ask for her advice. Michael treats Jessica so well! The only reason why he's here is because his dad bought the ticket as a present for his birthday. Why did we let her take drugs?! Ugh."
Friend C: "Hey, hate to interrupt the shit talking, but our pills should be kicking in soon! Let's go back and try to see if she wants to dance, that should distract both of them."
After listening to someone explain how important it is to do something while he or she is being redundant and/or irritating; also after listening to an explanation of something extremely simple to do:
"Was that really necessary to say? Can you get off your soap box now?"
Example 2
After giving a long description of an opinion or uncalled for advice:
"Alright. I'll get off my soap box now."
Example 3
Stacy took ecstasy with a bunch of friends at rave. While she was rolling she overheard one of her friends, Michael, talking on the phone to his girlfriend.
Michael: "I love you baby. Okay, I'll call you when I leave the rave...there is really bad service."
Stacy: "Hey Michael! Can I talk to you about something? Pleeeease?"
Michael: "Uh, yeah sure. What's up?"
Stacy: "Well, uhm, I think that you should really treat Jessica better....(ect)....So anyway, I really think you need to start being more concerned about her."
Off to the side:
Friend A: "Holy crap. She really needs to get off her soap box! It's so annoying."
Friend B: "I know. He definitely did NOT ask for her advice. Michael treats Jessica so well! The only reason why he's here is because his dad bought the ticket as a present for his birthday. Why did we let her take drugs?! Ugh."
Friend C: "Hey, hate to interrupt the shit talking, but our pills should be kicking in soon! Let's go back and try to see if she wants to dance, that should distract both of them."
by sambammm May 9, 2015
Get the Soap boxmug. A hunorous term for personal lubricant --- a warming and/or soothing slippery liquid/gel that is applied to the "contact areas" prior to intercourse, so that both the guy and the gal get a more comfy "ride".
Hottie #1: Yo! Why the groaning and crossed legs, Girl?
Hottie #2: Oh, it's just my new boyfriend, hunny --- he's so "big" and enthusiastic that I always feel sore "down there" for a while after we "do it".
Hottie #1: Aw, major bummer, sweetie --- you guys shoulda used saddle-soap!
Hottie #2: Oh, it's just my new boyfriend, hunny --- he's so "big" and enthusiastic that I always feel sore "down there" for a while after we "do it".
Hottie #1: Aw, major bummer, sweetie --- you guys shoulda used saddle-soap!
by QuacksO January 10, 2015
Get the saddle-soapmug. When a girl pours an absurd amount of a very sparkly, strong smelling hand sanitizer onto a guys hands. This forces him to rub and rub until his hands are squeaky clean, shiny, and the room smells like roses and lilac. (This kind gesture can be used as a way to tell a guy that he is dirty and needs to clean himself or he is making her uncomfortable and needs to back off or just to annoy him.)
Omg this drunk guy kept on putting his hand on my thigh so I gave him the soap treatment and he left me alone!
Dude why do you smell so fruity; did a girl give you the soap treatment?
Dude why do you smell so fruity; did a girl give you the soap treatment?
by coolrickk83 July 17, 2020
Get the Soap Treatmentmug. When you wash a part of your body with soap and then scoop it up and wash some other part of your body with it
Person 1: “Man, I ran out of soap mid shower and had to do Soap Transplants”
Person 2: “I always do soap transplants lol”
Person 2: “I always do soap transplants lol”
by Zaelee May 18, 2023
Get the Soap Transplantmug. by ThecoolestPhantomWriter November 2, 2022
Get the Soap potionmug.