nob sneeze

male ejaculation. especially thick, male ejaculation.

1.oh shit, i'm gonna nob sneeze!

2.she still had the remains of last night's nob sneeze in her hair.

3.i am about to sneeze on your face.

by Joniquai March 20, 2005

pickle sneeze

Ejaculation

"Dude, last night your sister made my pickle sneeze"

by aviator35 December 15, 2008

Guard Sneeze

A sneeze, usually fake, that one intentionally does on his/her food so that people around them notice, and therefore will not take their food in fear it is contaminated. Usually used when you have to leave your table, and you are with friends that often take your food.

"Ewwww, did you just take some of Jim's fries"

"Ya. Why?"

"That's sick. He did a nasty guard sneeze as he left the table"

by Jaque Dys December 2, 2009

digital sneeze

A term for blasting out your beliefs on the Internet in the form of shares and re-shares. It can spread germs, and no one really wants to get sneezed on.

Digital sneezes abound on Facebook in the form of political articles.

by NerdyBirdee February 28, 2017

sneezy gonzo

After a guy ejactulates, you twist his balls up around and over top of his cock and then you tie them off with a rubberband until they turn blue. Hence Gonzo with a runny nose.

I gave Stewie a Sneezy Gonzo for his birthday because he gave me a jelly donut for mine.

by TouchTheSquid September 7, 2006

sneezure

A full-body spasm caused by a violent sneeze. Flailing arms and/or legs often wreak havoc to anyone or anything within reach.

Rocky knocked his books off the table, due to a particulary violent sneezure.

by tbbrick April 18, 2006

sneeze punch

When somebody is about to sneeze, you rear back your right forearm with a clenched fist, and with the strength of a thousand lumberjacks, punch them in the chest to prevent the sneeze...

Cody "Ahhhh-AHHHHHH"

Chris *punches Cody in the chest with fury worthy of Street Fighter II*

Cody "FUCK!"

Cliff "Haha, you got tha sneeze punch!"

by Chris Hambrick July 21, 2007