Shower Tissue

When you're in a shower and have to blow your nose. You use your index and thumb and replicate the actions of blowing your nose then letting the shower wash the boogers away.

"Man, the other day I Shower Tissued and it flew onto my face!"

by Jeff Aalms October 10, 2008

Shower Bowl

A bowl(s) of marijuana that is smoked before or while the smoker is taking a shower. The benefits of a shower bowl include but are not limited too,

-No chance of smelling like cannabis after you have taken your shower.

-Legitimate excuse for red eyes
-Fan in the bathroom gets rid of a lot of smoke/smell.

"BazinBotany420 : dude i just took a shower bowl, it rocked.

hashcity420 : nice."

by blazingbotany January 27, 2010

Showerpooling

The act of showering with 2 or more individuals to save tons of water. Started by AXE, in 2012, proposing that if everyone showerpooled for a year we could save 29 trillion gallons of water. Usually but is not limited to showering with like-minded acquaintance ...or an attractive stranger.. which could result in the next big Baby boom, or the biggest sexual transmitted disease outbreak in the history of history.

"Dude man, you should totally go showerpooling with those cheerleaders over there, you'll get wet together, and save water"

by LaIdolJeansFetishGuy October 12, 2012

Braveheart Shower

The waterless lazy-man's shower. Basically getting up out of bed, and not showering with water, soap and shampoo.

Reference: In an early scene in the movie Braveheart (1995), the young William Wallace woke up out of his makeshift bed one morning, brushed his outer forearm against his face a few times, and was ready to start his day - no brushing of his teeth, no coming his hair, or anything remotely hygienic.

I'm late for class so I'm gonna have to hurry up. I'll just take a Braveheart shower and go.

by Listat January 4, 2009

truck driver's shower

the application of just deodorant and cologne when pressed for time

dude I was in such a hurry I only had time for a truck driver's shower before a date.

by billy westler September 23, 2009

Golden Shower

The act of urinating on someone for sexual pleasure.

The only thing that made my life complete is when Claire gave me a golden shower and turned my face into a toilet seat.

by Oaklaneballa May 31, 2018

Seattle Shower

When a woman consumes large amounts of water to make her urine so clear that she can urinate on a man's face while he performs oral sex and he thinks that he got her to orgasm and squirt.

He tells all of his friends that he can make me squirt, but it's a Seattle Shower every time.

by Rhino Droppings June 9, 2011