Snorklebeef

Derogatory for a giver of blowjobs. Useful when running low on insults or tired of using old stand-bys, such as "Don't be such a dick!"

Can you believe that guy? I caught him trying to look over the divider between urinals! What a snorklebeef!

by Sean66 September 22, 2005

snorkle

Laughter accompanied by an embarrassing snort

Ha ha! You snorkled!

by Dan345678 August 2, 2010

Snorkle

When you are sporting a hard on and you tuck it into you belt.

I totally had to snorkle while I was at the strip bar.

by Hektor18 January 3, 2011

snooked

the act of getting fucked up by going to Snookies

Dude, last night i got snooked up.

by missnikkigee October 20, 2009

Snookie punch

A snookie punch is when a chick gets punched or sucker punched in the face.

'Snookie punch is named after mtv's famous reality show, Jersey Shore. A pop culture reference to the character Nicole Polizzi, a self proclaimed "guidette" nicknamed Snookie, after she was sucker punched at 'The Beachcomber Bar' while having a good time with the rest of the cast of Jersey Shore at the end of season 1, episode 4: Fade To Black.'

Other variations of the word are Snookers punch, Snickers punch or any variation of Snookie's nickname botched by her house mates during the season.

Carlo: This girl is ragging on everything I do. I will snookie punch her if she doesn't STFU.

Dino: I'm going to snookie punch you when you're not looking.

by Benalee January 15, 2010

Snoozled

1. A state of drowziness, laziness, and sleepiness

I feel very snoozled after a long day of work.

by linebacker582 August 24, 2010

Snoozle

The act of temporarily ignoring one's alarm clock because of physical contact with a sleeping partner.

I meant to get out of bed at 8, but my girlfriend rolled over and put her arm around me in her sleep. So I wound up hitting the snoozle button until 8:10, and that's why I wasn't at the staff meeting where the boss told us we'd all be laid off.

by Tiercelet January 11, 2013