one hundred million smiling little ones

The little tadpoles in your semen

look at all those one hundred million smiling little ones in the microscope!

by Dozle February 18, 2007

Stage 5 Smiley

Someone who uses an obsessive amount of Smiley face icons during a conversation.

Me: How was your day?
Her: Great :)
Her: Yours ;)
Me:Its been so-so
Her: :(
Her: Im sorry, you should cheer up 8)
Me: uhoh, looks like I got a stage 5 smiley on my hands..

by GRabbit35 March 4, 2010

the snack that smiles back

According to popular commercials, goldfish.
Truth be told, it's your mother.

homeless guy: I just had some off the snack that smiles back. :)

kid: You can afford goldfish?

homeless guy: Nope.

by Freefster May 17, 2011

smiles and cries

Noun. The good and bad of life. You have to have some of one to appreciate the other. For every smile, you cry about something else. And for every cry, you will have something to smile about later.

It was a tough day when we lost the recording contract. That's smiles and cries for you. Things will get better soon.

by Terry Bad Ice March 29, 2017

failed smile

The look that you get when you know you are defeated or have failed.

When Sasha Cohen won the silver medal at the Olympics after falling in her program and losing any hope of gold, she got failed smile.

by Sean Bloodgood July 21, 2008

Smiling

A mask you put on to hide how dead you are inside.

1: Are you ok?
2: No I'm fine, (*A single tear runs down their face while smiling* ) I'm smiling.

by PowerPup18 October 9, 2018

Under Smile

A cute way of saying a vagina or pussy.

In Basic Instinct, Sharon Stone uncrosses her legs and shows her Under Smile.

by Cody Humphrey December 20, 2008