sidestroke

The was I like to jack it.

I do the e stroke when I'm in bed and get horny.

by Alexius November 6, 2003

smedes

someone who is full of themselves and is selfish.

someone who has a low self esteem because they have no junk in thier pants.

stalker, creep.

"dude did you see that guy following you last night he is such a smedes"

by YukinaNekoLover13 September 22, 2009

Both Sides Now

Taking a shit and ejaculating at the same time

the definition says it all

by JL August 21, 2003

Both Sides Now

refers to the male leaving the copulation bed because he needs to take a crap, he sits there with his hard-on outside of the toilet bowl, drops a big turd and immediately flings a load of ejaculate toward the bathroom wall in front of him. There is no feeling of orgasming, simply of unloading some jism. Return to the bed and cum a lesser load.

the definition says it all

I had to stop humping her to go drop a load, and I did, from Both Sides Now.

by Jake February 1, 2004

the snack who smiles back goldfish

It is a realy stupid thing that will make you want to die

the snack who smiles back goldfish

by mobymax December 16, 2017

Sides

Multiple people taking bong rips (moles, chops) side by side. (Can be done over facetime)

Yo Beast, u tryna take sides at my place after class?
Yea bet i’ll bring my delph

by IllyMoles November 10, 2019

sideswipe

Wiping your dick off on a woman's side of ribcage tattoo

When i finished off this broad i sideswiped the remains on her rose tattoo

by readlesworth August 18, 2010