smedes 

someone who is full of themselves and is selfish.

someone who has a low self esteem because they have no junk in thier pants.

stalker, creep.

"dude did you see that guy following you last night he is such a smedes"

smedes by YukinaNekoLover13 September 22, 2009

smeyes 

A term coined by Tyra Banks; to smile with your eyes.

Tyra: Girl, use your smeyes!
Model: *mouth unmoving, but smiling with eyes*
Tyra: Lovely!
*picture snap*

smeyes by rosiet December 2, 2011

Pussy Money Swedes 

The absolute coolest commenter on /r/stopdrinking.

"Dude, Pussy Money Swedes is the coolest commenter on /r/stopdrinking. Guys want to be him and girls want to be his gf. I heard Abraham Lincoln once dreamed of him."

Pussy Money Swedes by Pussy_Money_Swedes March 17, 2015

smeyesing 

to smile using your eyes

I just saw a picture of my friend smiling with her eyes on facebook, she is smeyesing!

smeyesing by misterintredasting November 12, 2011

smeds

1.St. Matthew's episcopal day school in san mateo
2.Most anal teachers in the country who don't let you have shoes with labels

1.kid 1: i go to smeds.

kid 2: oh

kid 1:yeah

2. kid 1:Why are you putting white out over that addidas logo?

kid 2: i go to smeds

kid 1: oh

kid 2:yeah

smeds by yepss June 12, 2009

smemes 

Someone named sam who loves memes

Stop it with the memes Smemes!

smemes by Charputin May 29, 2017

smeds

A feeling of depression, general malaise. The blues.
Also, to make someone feel this way: "That jerk really smedded me."
From the cartoon character Smedley the dog, who is the big loser in Chilly Willy cartoons.

"I've got the Saturday night smeds"

smeds by Smedley von Shnurdley December 21, 2009