Ah, smacks o'clock, the time when otherwise sane young people become agitated with the progression of the night, and head off to a more ebullient nightspot.
During a lull in conversation, someone will mention how smacks o'clock must be approaching. Nobody knows the exact moment this most undefinable of time begins. Estimates by renowned scientologists and psychic media (surely the plural of medium) have placed the time as early as 10pm, but other sources have suggested a time much closer to midnight. Either way, when the feeling is right, the nebulous idea of a smacks visit enters the minds of the merry band.
Surely, soon we will be drinking £1 bottles, doing the macarena, requesting naughty big screen messages and perving over teenage girls. There will be flashcards aplenty, and injokes galore as the feeling gathers pace.
And then it happens. Suddenly, every glass is empty. We are astanding, moving towards the exit of the pre-smacks drinking establishment, and we are on our way
Another night has begun
During a lull in conversation, someone will mention how smacks o'clock must be approaching. Nobody knows the exact moment this most undefinable of time begins. Estimates by renowned scientologists and psychic media (surely the plural of medium) have placed the time as early as 10pm, but other sources have suggested a time much closer to midnight. Either way, when the feeling is right, the nebulous idea of a smacks visit enters the minds of the merry band.
Surely, soon we will be drinking £1 bottles, doing the macarena, requesting naughty big screen messages and perving over teenage girls. There will be flashcards aplenty, and injokes galore as the feeling gathers pace.
And then it happens. Suddenly, every glass is empty. We are astanding, moving towards the exit of the pre-smacks drinking establishment, and we are on our way
Another night has begun
Human Being: Let us depart this shithole, surely it is smacks o'clock
Human Being: Don't be silly, it's only ten to smacks
Human Being: STFU, I want to request Total Eclipse of the Heart
Human Being: Don't be silly, it's only ten to smacks
Human Being: STFU, I want to request Total Eclipse of the Heart
by The Mysterious Wanker August 22, 2009
Get the smacks o'clockmug. by Patson January 2, 2007
Get the golden smackmug. To masturbate at such a high speed that your hand smacks your scrotum and makes a wet smacking noise.
by The Guy1 412435235235 January 10, 2009
Get the Smack the Sackmug. by RL Allen October 29, 2007
Get the shit smackmug. Joel- " Hey Pablo look at that nigger"
Pablo-"I'm really about to go over there and SMACK THAT NIGGER"
Joel-"You racist son of a cock"
Pablo-"I'm really about to go over there and SMACK THAT NIGGER"
Joel-"You racist son of a cock"
by NIGGERLICKER333 April 24, 2017
Get the Smack that niggermug. by MikkiDee October 4, 2010
Get the smacked medallionmug. An Estrogen Smack is when a male gets full on bombarded by a lot of women (Not in a sexual way.) to the extent of him just saying "I'm done." and is really annoyed with all females for a short period of time.
The cure for a hard estrogen smack is basically... This guy needs to just be a bro for a few hours. Odds are if you've been Estrogen Smacked, you're a really nice guy with friends that are girls, you're not a nerd or anything, you just don't sexually exploit women that often.
You have to chill with your bros, eat sandwhiches made by woman and just be a dude. Try not to be a dick or else those women that smacked you will do it again more angry.
The cure for a hard estrogen smack is basically... This guy needs to just be a bro for a few hours. Odds are if you've been Estrogen Smacked, you're a really nice guy with friends that are girls, you're not a nerd or anything, you just don't sexually exploit women that often.
You have to chill with your bros, eat sandwhiches made by woman and just be a dude. Try not to be a dick or else those women that smacked you will do it again more angry.
One night on Facebook, Ben was Estrogen Smacked. It was horrible. He had 7 girls talking to him on chat about how amazing their boyfriends are and how cute their cat is. After Casey kept writing Wall post after Wall post, Ben /rage quit and needs to go be a bro for a while, maybe do some falcon punching, or get oral sex while eating doritos.
Poor Ben. He feels like he lost his manhood.
Poor Ben. He feels like he lost his manhood.
by SlagithorFeelsBad July 29, 2010
Get the Estrogen Smackmug.