by Patson January 2, 2007
Get the golden smackmug. Ah, smacks o'clock, the time when otherwise sane young people become agitated with the progression of the night, and head off to a more ebullient nightspot.
During a lull in conversation, someone will mention how smacks o'clock must be approaching. Nobody knows the exact moment this most undefinable of time begins. Estimates by renowned scientologists and psychic media (surely the plural of medium) have placed the time as early as 10pm, but other sources have suggested a time much closer to midnight. Either way, when the feeling is right, the nebulous idea of a smacks visit enters the minds of the merry band.
Surely, soon we will be drinking £1 bottles, doing the macarena, requesting naughty big screen messages and perving over teenage girls. There will be flashcards aplenty, and injokes galore as the feeling gathers pace.
And then it happens. Suddenly, every glass is empty. We are astanding, moving towards the exit of the pre-smacks drinking establishment, and we are on our way
Another night has begun
During a lull in conversation, someone will mention how smacks o'clock must be approaching. Nobody knows the exact moment this most undefinable of time begins. Estimates by renowned scientologists and psychic media (surely the plural of medium) have placed the time as early as 10pm, but other sources have suggested a time much closer to midnight. Either way, when the feeling is right, the nebulous idea of a smacks visit enters the minds of the merry band.
Surely, soon we will be drinking £1 bottles, doing the macarena, requesting naughty big screen messages and perving over teenage girls. There will be flashcards aplenty, and injokes galore as the feeling gathers pace.
And then it happens. Suddenly, every glass is empty. We are astanding, moving towards the exit of the pre-smacks drinking establishment, and we are on our way
Another night has begun
Human Being: Let us depart this shithole, surely it is smacks o'clock
Human Being: Don't be silly, it's only ten to smacks
Human Being: STFU, I want to request Total Eclipse of the Heart
Human Being: Don't be silly, it's only ten to smacks
Human Being: STFU, I want to request Total Eclipse of the Heart
by The Mysterious Wanker August 22, 2009
Get the smacks o'clockmug. To masturbate at such a high speed that your hand smacks your scrotum and makes a wet smacking noise.
by The Guy1 412435235235 January 10, 2009
Get the Smack the Sackmug. Joel- " Hey Pablo look at that nigger"
Pablo-"I'm really about to go over there and SMACK THAT NIGGER"
Joel-"You racist son of a cock"
Pablo-"I'm really about to go over there and SMACK THAT NIGGER"
Joel-"You racist son of a cock"
by NIGGERLICKER333 April 24, 2017
Get the Smack that niggermug. by RL Allen October 29, 2007
Get the shit smackmug. by MikkiDee October 4, 2010
Get the smacked medallionmug. The verbal greeting equivalent to a hand shake. "Smacking" comes from the sound peoples hands make when they slap hands during a handshake. 'Off' is the from the saying "Whats poppin off" which means "whats going down? or whats up?". Smacking off is the greeting that is a combination of the two, a handshake and a question rolled into one saying, used as a greeting amongst friends or associates.
Person 1 : Smacking off G? What you been up to lately
Person 2: Chillin man. Surviving.
Person 1: Word
Person 2: Chillin man. Surviving.
Person 1: Word
by brewtis May 30, 2017
Get the Smacking Offmug.