choad slurper

One who swallows semen during fellatio.

Bill was awarded the choad slurper of the year award by the homosexual adult industry association.

by ValueSlut February 27, 2003

Sludger

A kid who:
Hates his little sister
wears a backwards hat
plays baseball
his neighbor is a senior citizen who hates him
watch ninja turtles (hence the name because ninja tutles got caught in sludge)

"that kid is such a sludger"
dennis the menace
bart simpson
the sandlot kids

by mike mcloor September 26, 2006

tree surgery

To compare the difficulty of a task.

Damn, Bob, just hold it still, it's not tree surgery.

by iluvmako December 28, 2010

they did surgery on a grape

a fucking annoying meme everyone’s into at the moment. But yes, they really did do surgery on a grape. The operation was first carried out to demonstrate the incredible precision of a new type of surgical robot called the ‘da Vinci Xi’.

person 1: they did surgery on a grape
person 2: they did surgery on a grape
person 3: do you know who they did surgery on
person 1 and 2: a GRAPE
me: 😒😭

by sOpHiE’s definitionsss December 8, 2018

slugger

a stream of snot shot from ones nose

I shot a slugger across the room.

by John July 10, 2004

Surger

A surger is someone who partakes in the viewing of a television series within a short space of time. After hearing about a popular show or series after it has already been aired a surger will view most if not all episodes in the hope of becoming an overzealous fanatic of that show. A surger will claim they started watching the show from the beginning in order to attain the respect and admiration of fellow viewers. Surgers often thrive off the attention of others and the need to feel apart of a group or club. Do not be fooled by the powers of the surger as they may memorise and recite quotes or jokes featured from the show to prove their dedication and allegiance. A surger's knowledge of a show is often superficial and ostensible however a true diehard fan will be able to detect any unwanted surgers in a group.

Jake LH: Hey Tk

TK: Hey bro
Jake LH: 'Back up, back up, mind ya business that's all'. Hahahah how funny is that show its outrageous. I don't think anyone is a bigger fan than i.
TK: Shut up you pretentious fuck, you are the biggest surger out. Now leave Jake DTD.

by tkudimoney September 28, 2011

slurge

A thick mixture of lotion and spit, it makes it hard for a person to masterbate fast.

Yesterday I masterbated with my moms new lotion, but it caused a alot of slurge and made it hard for me to cum fast.

by Jon Hubbard August 19, 2007