slopesmasta

It describes boys named Corey who have small penises and will never have sex with a females. Perhaps with males though.

You know that kid Corey?
Yeah.
He's one hardcore slopesmasta.
Poor kid.
Totally.

by Fourguys Wha April 30, 2005

slop tail

The drunken 70 year old overweight biker chick that still thinks she is in her prime. Hot and horny and willing to grind a toilet plunger.

Sally last night was in her prime, she turned into a slop tail after all the guys turned her down.

by Boomer24 October 17, 2010

hittin the slopes

sniffing cocaine.

1. We're gonna be hittin the slopes later on tonight chief.

2. Do you have your lift tickets? Cuz we're gonna be hittin the slopes.

by clmtblazers February 5, 2010

slopchop

when a man is preforming oral sex on a women and the sneezes causing himself to bite a whole in the vagina, as the women screams he assures her that nothing happened the proceeds to try to plug up the whole with his tounge but as the blood floods his mouth he vomits inside the vagina and the women bleeds to death with her ripped vagina covered in blood/vomit.

yo man, kenny totally slopchopped his mom last night

by mr.Neffbeanie April 6, 2010

Slowphie

a girl who is exeptionaly slow, mentaly and a sports, e.g skiing.

'here comes slowphie....'

by georgiagore May 14, 2009

slowpod

An almanac, reference material or other informational book for those who don't have a smartphone, Ipod or otherwise electronic means of looking something up.

Who was the 8th president of the United States, you ask? Well I don't have a smartphone to look it up but let me pull out my slowpod here and see what the good ole World Almanac says.

by jenestra December 18, 2012

Slowph

A rare and aesthetic creature native to the Island State of Tasmania, Australia, Slowph's are distinguishable from other natives by their long lashes and immaculate facial features.

A Slowph's diet consists predominantly of pre-prepared Tex-Mex style delicacies, although Slowph's will hoard frozen cheese and cans of refried beans in case of emergencies. A Slowph's favorite activity is sleeping in a Slowph Den although the cuds and scratchies in her den are also welcome. Generally a gentle and loving creature, Slowph's become aggressive when a threat is perceived and will defend themselves vigorously.

C'est une Slowphet forte et indépendante. There's a Slowph in my life, I'm gonna make her my wife.

by ATW91 September 9, 2018