Someone who is a Shlomo is a person that plays keyboard too much, gets all the ladies on his dick, and has an orange crotch
Jaquafius: man, is that guy a Shlomo?
Jerrold: naw man, his crotch is black!
Jaquafius: damn Shlomo is a good keyboarder!
Shlomo: grrrrrrrr
Jerrold: naw man, his crotch is black!
Jaquafius: damn Shlomo is a good keyboarder!
Shlomo: grrrrrrrr
by Jaquafius January 11, 2021
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by Hahay December 6, 2018
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by TheDuncanTM December 27, 2008
Get the Salomon mug.when you have done something so asinine and moronic that when something bad is about to happen time seems to slow down to allow you to apriciate just how dumb you and the choice you have made are. used to insult pepole who truly deserve to be in sulted
guy1:dude, i got one of those pocet rocet things for my birthday, I used it to try and jump my pool, but as soon as I relised that i wasn't going to make it... dude it was like time slowed down.
guy2:... Slo-Mo-Fo...
guy2:... Slo-Mo-Fo...
by freak with a pen November 1, 2009
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Get the Shlomosaurus mug.The worst PM Australia had ever had, voted out by Albo in 2022. Scomo is a member of the Aussie Liberal Party, an absolute idiot. His name can be shortened, and frequently is to Scomo, and is what people usually call the whiny little bitch, which people also call Nicole Flint. He is the member for Cook, in NSW, and he went to Hawaii in the middle of a crisis, and gave himslef ministries in secret, hurting the country.
Scott Morrison (Scomo) Scomo is so fucking shit- people under 20
Scomo is kinda trash- between 20 and 30
Scomo is bad-between 30 and 50
Scomo is decent-between 50 and 65
Scomo is alright, but John Howard was better-above 65
I believe in miracles-Scomo
Scomo is kinda trash- between 20 and 30
Scomo is bad-between 30 and 50
Scomo is decent-between 50 and 65
Scomo is alright, but John Howard was better-above 65
I believe in miracles-Scomo
by xenzena August 23, 2022
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