Sledmonger

A term to racially vilify old white men that resemble Santa Claus

Look at that old-assed sledmonger wasting their time! Fuck off Saint Nick!

by Dreddz September 3, 2018

Sledding ass

When you put your dick in between her ass cheeks and start thrusting

Boyfriend:you wanna try sledding ass?
Girlfriend:hell yeah!

by Toxicpea90 October 16, 2019

sledneck

A Canadian redneck.

"Is that pickup truck-driving sledneck really still kissing my tail in when I'm already going 30 above the limit?"

by Eh Canadeh November 25, 2019

Sledgehammer to the coin machine

When a sledgehammer is swung willy nilly like towards the genitals of another person.

"Hey did you hear about Wilcox? He took a sledgehammer to the coin machine."
"Really? He must have been in Florida."

by The coin purse bandit May 18, 2022

Street Sledding

Street Sledding is an activity intended to be performed during the winter, preferably after a snow storm before streets have been plowed. The best way of street sledding is to take a car, preferably one with a trunk that can be opened all the way (hatch back style) and then find some secure mounting point on the car where a rope can be tied to connect the sled to the car. A trailer hitch is best but the latch for the trunk will do fine as well. Vehicles besides sleds can be used as well. The recommended speeds for this activity are between 25 and 30 mph, although going faster is fine if conditions are permitting.

Yesterday some of my friends went street sledding for two hours at the end of which we were pulled over by the cops.

by Sledhead December 23, 2009

The Sledge

Don't search The Sledge, there is nothing to find. Go away.

Jimmy: Hey, did you hear about The Sledge?
Kai: No
Fin: No
Clancy: No
The Sledge: No

by "The Sledge" May 19, 2022

sledgerin

The art of bashing, blowing up, or dismembering zombies or other creatures of the eternal dead; masturbating intensely.

That was some intense sledgerin last night!

by ktsmore May 14, 2011