what the beach and the bird eating a slater in Afghanistan

what the fuck

"what the beach and the bird eating a slater in Afghanistan" are you saying

by me obviously February 14, 2012

scaternity

A scaternity is a group of people associated or formally organized for a common purpose, interest, and pleasure in feces and fecal matter.

Bro 1: I gotta take a shit, dude.
Bro 2: Oh me too, bro.
Bro 1: It's like we're a scaternity!

by The Great Kraken September 3, 2010

Satellite boyfriend

A guy who is not in the friend zone, nor is the official boyfriend. A friend-with-benefits without the benefits, but sorely wishes he had the benefits.

K: Is she single?
R: She doesn't have an actual boyfriend, but she has few people revolving around her.
K: Doode, satellite boyfriends are the worst.

by kavithaipuyal November 2, 2017

Hair Skate

A true homage to old-school hockey, the "Hair Skate" is commonly defined as the following:

i) A skating session in which the ice time is free of charge, and which generally involves small groups of hockey players taking part in a game of shinny.

ii) The act of applying grease to one's hair prior to the aforementioned game of shinny. May also refer to the application of grease to one's hair prior to any form of hockey, organized or otherwise. The name for this session is derived from the principle that asserts the application of the aforementioned grease to one's hair will enable one's hair to flow gracefully in the wind as they glide down the ice.

"I love a good hair skate."

by Gineboxcaptain September 4, 2009

Oliven i salaten

Oliven i salaten er et begrep brukt for å diskré fortelle dine hvite venner om at det befinner seg mange med mørk hud som befinner seg i samme rom som dere.

Jeg liker denne festen, men det er en del oliven i salaten her.

by Tulle Schulz December 17, 2018

do u even skate?

a response to when someone is attempting to do something and fails or is not as successful as they hoped to be at it, regardless of if it has anything to do with skating

bro how’d u not catch that, like do u even skate?

by heheitsgber May 11, 2019

skateboarding

A artform that portaits a person's attitude and there peronality. It requeres the full co-operation of a persons body and mind to be able to express yourself. In the end you must overcome your fears to push for your goals.

If your looking skateboarding up then you are obviously not a real skater. Now go out and skate!

by Fire_914 February 8, 2004