Ghetto Stapling

a verb used when you use your hands to staple something together instead of using the actually stapler because you either dont have one or it is broken

If your dont have a stapler, you have to stapling something, and you have staples, wut do u do? Ghetto Stapling!!

by That Guy O.o April 4, 2009

chest slapping

showing muscle arrogantly. Bragging.

There is some arrogant chest slapping, to be sure, but it is mixed with plenty of exhausted eye rubbing.

by thomassheep April 18, 2010

Pad Slapping

The act of where a Female removes her bloody pad, and proceeds to slap another individual with the bloody pad. Therefore, Pad slapping.

Woah, Did you hear about Anna Pad Slapping Thomas?

by Pad Slapped April 25, 2019

ball slapping sex

ball slapping sex is the act of having your balls slap against your sexual partner whilst having intercourse.

yo man last night I had ball slapping sex with your sister!

by Ball-eater-man January 6, 2021

Jack slapping

the act of defecating on a soft platter of sorts, such as a napkin or some paper towels, and holding the contraption while it lies open in the initiators hand. The user then proceeds to slap the victim in the face with the feces in his/her hand.

A: Dude i totally "Jack-Slapped" Steve in the face earlier!
B: Oh snap thats nasty!!!

C: Charlie, "Jack Slapping" Ms.Springs while pulling stick is unacceptable, especially during an exam.
D: Sorry Mom, I promise not to snap again.

by That_dude_down_the_street October 13, 2013

Slapping the Bag

A term used to refer to a male jerking himself off.

What are you doing? ...Hanging out slapping the bag?

by Pinkruler August 6, 2012

slapping stanley steamer

A sexual act; to which a female will defecate into her hand, and slap her lover across the face during intercourse.

Anytime Melanie's boyfriend got too rough, she planted a slapping stanley steamer on him.

by fullbodyterrets September 28, 2009