When someone calls shotgun, show them the power of Shotgun to the MAX.
Applies in all cases that shotgun could be used but trumps it due to judicious usage of to the MAX.
No need to be quick, but you must be prepared to back it up with physical violence and/or uncomfortable personal contact.
Shotgun
I already called it
When?
Just now, Shotgun to the MAX WTF??!!
You heard me
Fuck off, I'm not paying that
You keep talking like a bitch, I'm going to slap you like a bitch ...
When someone bends down to perform a Feltch, the other person then farts the semen out of their ass and into the other person's face, much like a shotgun blast. This is done intentionally but all to the feltchers surprise.
I can't get off these days unless I Shotgun Feltch a catholic priest.