shlummie

A questionably homosexual individiual, typically a close friend whom you suspect of homosexuality.

Dude, you’re such a shlummie.

by Wafflez156 February 16, 2018

Shlumpish

A feeling when u are tired

That grind got me feeling shlumpish

by Big papa v May 7, 2018

Shlum Plum

A girl who seems very shy but actually is very active and is 80% time a hooker.

Joe: You know Garfield?
Pine: Yeah?
Joe: I think hes a Shlum Plum.
Pine: Woah, Really?

by pinedog June 26, 2018

Shcum

when so much shit gets piled up in your asshole it hits your prostate and you cum your pants while you shit yourself

"I was driving home from work and I Shcumed all over my self and had to clean up in a Chevron bathroom."

by Terry Big Boy August 27, 2018

Shlumpbooty

Off guard Hand to ass contact from a human to another human

“I’m bout to shlumpbooty this one bitch”

by Dmnigga August 29, 2018

Shlum jum

Referring to marijuana (aka pot) dab, it is oil which is lumpy and out of place. Some might even say it doesn't make sense why it ever took the form it did, but then again isn't dabbing an art?

Look at that shlum jum on the end of that braided dab.

by Shlumjum September 5, 2018

Shnug

The action of rubbing ones eyes on another persons face.

"babe! Give me a snug!"

" My eyes hurt so bad, im tired. A shnug can help that!"

by BRGPO3 October 4, 2018