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Shreck Two'ed

Similar to shrecked, under the influence of both alcohol and marijuana to such a degree that the user experiences a lack of control over his or her actions as well as a complete memory wipe the next morning.
Oh man, I got so Shreck Two'ed last night. I woke up in a puddle of puke in some ugly bitch's bed!
by motleyfuel January 7, 2009
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SHLOCK

Acronym; spat/sprayed hot liquid over computer keyboard.
See also SHLOMM; SHMUCK
That was so funny I shlock - ed.
by ketanga February 20, 2007
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Shlock

DAYUM, he put that shlock to good use last night ;!
by beccaisapunk November 30, 2011
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shlick

After hardcore anal destruction, ones insides release a shit in wich the male (or female) partner licks to satisfy the others poop fetish
OMG!! Tyrone gave Quantisa the biggest shlick ever!!!
by shiken August 7, 2014
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shlock

Insult for a person who shows a lack of concern for problems.

People who consider themselves 'mature' have often discarded solutions to problems to make way for their mental comfort. Mature people are therefore shlocks. The antonym for shlock is thinker. A thinker is a far higher level of being than a lowly (albeit rich and influential) shlock. Thinkers care about intelligence and compassion whereas shlocks do not. Thinkers are advised to isolate themselves away from shlocks for the welfare of future generations, no matter how few their numbers and how lonely the isolation. Turning to the comfort of maturity is weak failure when perfection is nowhere near half way reached.
He doesn't care about the desperate at all, that fucking shlock!
by paulnicholson August 10, 2008
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Shlick

When fingers get shoved up ones asshole in a swimming pool or out of water with out the receivers previous knowledge.
I just shlicked Bork so hard she almost shit blood.
by Brandyjob69 October 15, 2019
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shlocked

the act of slapping someone in the face with a cock
She wouldn't shut up so i shlocked her right across the cheek.
by snownook September 27, 2006
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