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Shlong

Joe momma likes my shlong
by Jack me hoff October 8, 2020
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Shlong

thatś a big shlong
by ghostbb8 October 29, 2020
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Shlonglongtime

"SHLONGLONGTIME"
by Ejaculator machine November 5, 2020
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Shlonky Kong

by HE GOT THE NIPS December 11, 2020
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Shlong logger

A woman, or a man, who’s sexual adventures are motivated purely on stacking up ever increasing statistics.
“Does K really like him?”
...
“Nah, Alex is just another notch, she’s a shlong logger.”
by AdMan Jones December 28, 2020
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Shlongexposure

A classier way to describe photographs of male gentalia. See also: Dick Pic.
Did you send her a dick pic? No she's too classy for that. I sent her a shlongexposure instead.
by Lexoh January 14, 2021
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Shlong-bong

When a female is sucking your dick with warm or ice cold water in her mouth. She inhales bouncing her tongue between your D and the water making a bong inhale noise and a jacuzzi massage function on your Dick
Popps wife gave a lot of shlong-bongs....allegedly
by Robert Robert May 18, 2021
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