Shizzed

When something so amazing happens that you shit and jizz your pants at the exact same time.

Guy #1 - Last night was so awesome i almost shizzed
Guy #2 - Almost?

by forgetyou23 October 3, 2010

Twizz my shizz

to look me up, or to hook up on twitter

Yo nig, u gotta twizz my shizz man!

by sonicboy March 20, 2010

shitzophrenia

Fear of shitting - can be fatal!

BILL: Do you have shitzophrenia?

BOB: Shitzophrenia? What the hell is that?

BILL: Fear of shitting - can be fatal!

BOB: Well then, shouldn't that be shitzophobia?

BILL: I dunno, I didn't make the word up. If I did I would've called it shitzophobia.

by Joey Schwartzman February 21, 2006

Shizzballs

When you take a shit on your genitals.

John was so scared he shitted on his balls and became Shizzballs.

by OoziiXyaDiqq January 20, 2009

shizzie raw

a cool bitch wit a couple of friends called metal soldiers

shizzie raw is a stupid fuckin word

by ahhhhh December 10, 2004

shiznotch

shitty bitch *shes good to you*

homey #1: hows that skank you be with
homey #2: shes the shiznotch man
homey#1: i hear yah!

by Anonymous September 21, 2003

shitzo

Someone that you just owned is a shitzo

My w00t goes out to rob!!! :D

I can fly
No you cant shitzo

by Fucktard August 7, 2004