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Car shagger

Another driver that wants to try and prolapse your vehicle,

Usually young vw golf drivers, all bmw drivers, van drivers or everyone in an indian neighbourhood

They will try and shaft the rear of your vehicle until they can get past and then do it to another vehicle gaining no further distance other than the length of your car
I wish this car shagger in his van would get out my arse

I hate seeing this ugly car shaggers face in all 3 of my rear view mirrors, i could crash with how ugly they are and it's putting me off!

I'm going to slam my brakes on if this car shagger carries on in my rear
by Stereotypical Psueudonym October 12, 2017
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big shagger

Someone who shags a lot.

Synonyms - Sir Shag a Lot
by mattiepearce January 19, 2018
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Top Shagger

A lad tha gets all the pussy, he usually wakes up with a new girl every morning. Also he will usually have a big shlong. Usually named Mackenzie, Jason, Mike or Albert
Person: Hey! I’ve heard your a top shagger?
Top Shagger: Yeye *whilst smelling of pussy*
by 369gorlswannadrinkwine April 4, 2019
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Ferry shagger

David coats from south Queensferry, shags who he wants when the bitches want it
A man that is from south Queensferry but works as roofer in Edinburgh, ie ferry shagger
by Ferry shagger June 24, 2022
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Hat Shagger

A person in a uniformed profession who is obsessed with their job.
He’s such a hat shagger. He loves his uniform so much, he would fuck his own hat.
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Sheep Shaggers

Sheep shaggers are inhabitants of a small continent off the coast of New Zealand, Commonly known as Australia.
These Aussies blame Kiwis (New Zealanders) for the cum filled sheep that get exported to various other countries such as America or Britian.

Unknown to many, Sheep shaggers are actually bred by Kangaroos and live in their pouches until ready to face the world. They have high pitched nasally voices and tend to say "Sex" instead of "Six", or "Fush and Chups" instead of Fish and Chips. G'day instead of "good day"

They also believe they invented Pavalova first, where as New Zealand did, for Anna Pavlov.
1) Kiwi: Bro, What are you doing to that poor sheep?

"Sheep Shaggers" : Im just seing if i can six him sex times. It helps with the tenderising when we send it to those Americans.
AND A DIINGO ATE MY BABY!


2) Ew look at those damn Sheep Shaggers, hes calling that poor lamb his mate!
by Kiwichick December 9, 2008
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Snigger

Oh you little Snigger!
by t4ss4d4r April 28, 2009
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