Devin Spelling

Also known as "DS", it's a form of atrocious spelling and grammar popularized by none other than a person named Devin Smith. It's most commonly used in real life, where the person has no clue how ridiculous and immature they sound due to their pathetic form of speech. It can also be used over the internet, where the person types with the intelligence of a 4-year old.

Dude 1: "Dude, so i hurd u liek mudkipz?"

Dude 2: "Dude, stop the devin spelling."

by natetodamax March 12, 2009

Turtle Shelling

The art of hiding an erection while sitting and leaning one's upper torso at a 45 degree angle betwixt one's chest and lap. The owner of said erection then proceeds to arch their back in such a way that makes them appear to be sitting upright. This causes said erection to recede into the body causing a "turtle shell" effect.

"Dude, my Spanish teacher is so hot...she had me turtle shelling all class."

by JoPaGeRi.TBC January 2, 2009

Swelling

Slang for lying; to decieve or beguile. A slang term derived from the DC/MD metro area. Typically used in its progressive present participle: swelling.

-Note it is not common to use in simple form present tense: Swell

"My homeboy has a 92 Geo Prism and said he drove a G35 Infinity...swelling (lying) like sh*t"

by Michanism October 7, 2009

short selling

(FINANCE) borrowing securities for immediate sale, in anticipation of a sharp decline. Short selling requires strong nerves and excellent market timing; it also requires the ability to locate tranches of securities to borrow. If the short seller is correct, then she can buy back the securities at a much lower price, and lock in very high profits with very little initial investment.

Closely related to the concept of a short position. However, a short position includes buying put options (for example), while a long position could include short selling put options. So they are not exactly the same.

If a short sellers are wrong about the market, they are left hastily covering shorts, or buying the item they borrowed at a HIGHER price than they sold it for.

Jim Fisk was a master of the short squeeze; he appeared to cooperate with short selling until he was able to call in loans, forcing his counterparties to cover their shorts.

by Abu Yahya September 2, 2010

smelling

Someone who didn't drink in highschool that ends up at the hospital, and quotes OAR in their away messages.

yo that smelling dry humped a wildebeast on the metro north train

by lasballs April 30, 2006

Spelling

Somthign thits rilly hard

i am so gud att spelling

by SomeGuyWhoPoopedUnderYourBed September 25, 2015

Starbucks Spelling

A technique of spelling in which one takes great steps in butchering the most simple of names.

John becomes Jonh
Ian becomes Eien

What the hell is that gibberish on the side of your cappuccino?
Oh, I think that was a sad attempt at my name. You can never tell with Starbucks Spelling...

by ERINNNN!! September 13, 2009