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swivel shafting

Being on the giving end of sex in a swivel chair. You know the ones. Those office chairs that you can adjust the height of with the little lever.
I tried swivel shafting my girlfriend,but it was really hard to do as she kept falling off.
by Klitorissa May 27, 2016
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Guilt Showering

The process of showering after having sex with or messing around with someone you later regret. it is often done more than once, and can be a sort of therapy. it is a psychological way of removing all traces of those people you regret being with, by "washing them off."
" On Friday I got so drunk and slept with Ian, I've been guilt showering ever since."
by annthepixie_ November 20, 2016
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time-sharing

"Social multitasking" --- spending "quality time" with two or more "close friends" (i.e., pals whom you are so comfy with that you don't mind being "up close and personal" with them.
Time-sharing can be lots of fun and wonderfully soul-soothing emotional support for everyone involved... for example, a big flexible-limbed dude can either take a relaxing country-lane stroll hand-in-hand with his two favorite chicks ambling placidly along on either side, or he can sit on a park-bench between his two blinky-eyed admirers and cradle one of the nice girls in each arm. Or a warm-hearted cutie can lift up her t-shirt and "suckle" two "milk-thirsty" guys at once, or she can lounge back into one guy's arms while casually draping her legs over into another mushy-hearted male admirer's lap so that he can massage her feet and knead her calves.
by QuacksO March 28, 2017
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dm sharing

A person who behind your back shares your private messages to invade your privacy,
For fuck sake Sally you shared our conversation.No one likes Dm sharing!
by Bob Dylans Ball Sack June 25, 2017
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Clout Sharing

When two or more individuals pretend like they are beefing or having issues with eachother in order to gain attention resulting in more followers and attention.
Nah bro they ain’t really fightin they just Clout Sharing to make people pay attention to them.
by Wolff Dolla Bill October 16, 2018
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Shitty Shafting

When her shit gets on your shaft
“Im into shitty shafting

“Stacy and I were doing anal and she totally shitty shafted me”
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Ghost Sharing

To secretly share a post to a different social media platform with different people because you don't want them to know you saw their post but you liked it enough to want to share it.
"I'm ghost sharing this post because the bitch who shared it hasn't returned my texts"
by Peenapple November 13, 2020
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