team bonding session

Usually held at pubs/clubs/any licensed venue, team bonding sessions serve little purpose, but apparently involve a sports team "bonding" over a few drinks. However a "few drinks" always turns into an all out piss up. Basically an excuse to get absolutely smashed.

Bloody team bonding sessions. Is there any point to them, other than getting smashed?

by thisismyfile8 March 28, 2011

El Session Endo

Ending Of a Session By Deliberate Destruction

Person: N'Omg Wonder What This Does
* COMPUTER DIES*
Other: Uh Oh, El Session Endo

by El Fede August 1, 2008

Trading Session

When the guys (work bros) hit up any bar that has "Trader" in it's title:
- Whiskey Trader
- Rum Trader

You Trading it up today after work? Damn right...

Man, last Friday, we got out so early but that was a serious Trading Session

by Trader Joe's August 27, 2011

Restaurant Session

When you are feeling frisky at the local spoons, so you and the misses go upstairs to the ladies room and have a good one,
Or you are lonely and book a restaurant session for one in the men's.

Lad: How was the meal last night mate?
Lad 2: So so but i got a restaurant session out of it.

by Subway Squad April 15, 2016

flirt session

When two people are flirting.

Things were getting pretty hot and heavy before my mom walked in and interrupted my flirt session.

by FunCash November 29, 2016

Joint Requirement Session

When a group of people gather together after a stressful meeting or workday, especially after a Joint Requirement Session, and smoke weed to alleviate their sorrows.

Man, that eight-hour Joint Requirement Session with the Product group was stressful! That meeting calls for a mandatory Joint Requirement Session. Does anyone have any Purple Kush?

by drjepsen July 28, 2012

joke session

To have a session of jokes. Generally sarcasm based or making fun of something. Continuing a story with fake occurences, saying What if.. jokes.

"Dude what if like those mexican yardworkers over there had gangs and there was a gang war. They would fight with like shears and shovels and stuff. Then there's this one beefy mexican who throws running lawn mowers."
"(laughing) Yeah and they had like gang flags on their yardwork trucks"
etc. etc.

(after) "that was a fat joke session (sesh)

by Andy Valentine September 9, 2006