Simper

Sarno

Sarno is a Simper

by Not_Shrine August 15, 2022

Sampers

Sunglasses or protective optic wear aka (POW)

E.g. “My dog has bad eyes, so when we go out on the town I put his sampers on, he couldn’t see otherwise. Chicks love sampers though.”

by Here for a good time September 14, 2022

Sexpert

A Dumbfuck that thinks that they are an expert on everything especially sex even though they get no bitches

Credits to Sqruto and Senku

Mans a Sexpert bruv

by Sqruto & Senku September 22, 2022

simperthy

Cryin' crocodile-tears in da presence of grieving fellow humans, when you're actually feelin' "fat, dumb, and happy" about whatever misfortune has occurred.

Two examples of when one might display simperthy would be if:
(1) a deceased person had either been a pain in da-a** to you and/or has left you a tidy "chunk o' change" in his will, or
(2) a romantic couple has broken up, and one of da two people was someone whom you yourself had had your eye on, and so you figger dat now dat he's no longer "taken", you may have a shot at dating him yourself.

by QuacksO February 5, 2023

somper

Term typically used to describe someone or something with chaotic or ankle biting energy. Can be used as an adjective, noun, or verb depending on the context.

“Don’t somp it up”
“She’s just somping aorund”
“They’re such a somper”
“This is such a somp moment”

by Socks_ July 15, 2023

Sember

(proper noun)
the ninth month of the year; September.

person 1: is it Nember or Sember?
person 2: idk, i forgor

by jan Kanon August 8, 2023

Sexpert

An expert in the art of sex.

Emily didn't know that I was certified as a sexpert and was surprised when I made her squirt for the first time.

by Justice C August 31, 2023