smelling onions 

to make a face like you've smelled something bad in response to the presence of a person or something that has been said.

as in:
"I told him to give you a call about the latest deadline so quit smelling onions at me."

or

"I know she doesn't like me, she's always smelling onions when I see her."

smelling onions by MadSunCaribou August 24, 2007

Spelling Queen 

An educated female who has an uncanny ability for correct and proper spelling of words in the English language. She uses her ability to act as a human dictionary and offers dictation for those less fortunate than she on correct spelling. However, her spelling dictation, at times, turns from dictation to dictatorship and she will (or wishes to) destroy anyone or anything that improperly spells a word. For this reason she has earned the title of a queen.

Person A writes: "an outrages amount of hair"
Spelling Queen: "it's outrageous"
Person A corrects sentence: "an outragous amount of hair"
Spelling Queen: "I SAID IT IS OUTRAGEOUS!!! OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!

A true Spelling Queen would be able to read through this definition and example and mock it for improper spelling found therein.

Spelling Queen by Nocturnal Mammal - Man June 4, 2013

selking 

The process of bending one's own fully or semi-erect penis all the way between his legs and then essentially fornicating with his own anus.

Yo, man did you check those selking vids on porn.com? He FUCKED his own ass!!!

selking by smittywerbenyegermanjensen February 10, 2015

smelling my drawers 

feeling myself; being cocky

If I ever labeled it important to the culture I was feeling myself I was smelling my drawers

smelling my drawers by thektk July 31, 2018

you're smelling your upper lip 

Smelling your upper lip is an insult for when someone is saying someone else smells, so they tell them that it's them, because there nose is close to there upper lip

"Y'all smell dat? Smells poor.."
"You're smelling your upper lip."

you're smelling your upper lip by Candy x Cindy April 15, 2020

proper spelling 

Being able to spell like a normal, educated person. Some people aren't capable of this; this is why words like yuo, OMG, teh, dood, and much of the haxor language exists.

On UrbanDictionary.com, proper spelling has gone the way of the dinosaur.

proper spelling by Shawn B. May 11, 2003

sealing the envelope 

the act of splooging in a partners anus and having them fall asleep. The next morning they wake up to the surprise of a glued butt hole

ben not w sealed chloes envelope

sealing the envelope by Anonymous July 16, 2003