Selective Dumbness

When someone is unable or unwilling to speak about one very specific topic.

Filip had selective dumbness and was unable or unwilling to say I am sorry for the kidnapping.

by nintendojo August 14, 2018

Sementing

To sement -- to masturbate at, while thinking of, looking at, or otherwise picturing a certain person or thing.

Pronounced like "cement."

Examples:
"I semented Trisha last night."
"I saw some guy on the train earlier; he was just staring and sementing me."

by Al Gourd December 7, 2018

Selectively Genius

The characteristic describing someone who claims they are smart, yet they choose not to be. this justifing their actions being in opposition to the claim. Usually the person relies on the term as a fallback to hide their insecurities regarding their scholastic disadvantage

Person 1 “Wow, I can’t believe you did that! You are so dumb!”

Person 2 “I’m not dumb, I’m selectively genius!”

by Typically_fresh February 14, 2019

Selective hearing

This can be defined as when a person only responds to specific instructions, words or sentences.

This mostly applies to toddlers and young children. Some children would ignore a call from an adult but would immediately respond when the adult offered them a treat

E.g selective hearing :
The boy only responds to"come and eat".

by Reuby24 August 24, 2019

Selective Input

Most commonly used in digital parties such as Discord, Xbox, PS4. Selective input occurs when a person chooses only to speak when they feel comfortable, usually within a Safe Space. It is used by cowards, and people who cannot generate a unique comeback. A user of selective input is most often also a lurker.

Josh was just roasted and did not respond choosing to use selective input.

Selective Input in use
Gavin: Your literally trash at fortnite, and you dont play any sports.
Josh:
Patrick: Yeah he is pretty bad.
Josh:
Patrick : (gets eliminated)
Gavin: Patrick how did you die you absolute bot.
Josh: ... Patrick is addicted to Fortnite and has anger issues.
Gavin: Yeah, Patrick you are a Nutist.
Patrick: No I’m not!
(An argument between Patrick and Gavin ensues)

by Nutler December 25, 2019

seeching

a mix between simp and leeching: When you try to steal an other person's simps by hanging out with or become mutuals with them.

e-girl 1: "can you feauture me on ur onlyfans account?"

e-girl 2: "no, stop seeching"

by KatiaManagan April 20, 2020

Selectivist

A person who only advocates political causes when it involves them

Did you see Magartu at the rally?

Yeah I did but I don’t buy it, she’s a selectivist

by Wetsuweten July 23, 2020