selective sharing

A.k.a. "garnished generosity". Refers to da "snooty-friends/cousins/siblings procedure" of retaining/withdrawing/consuming all of da "goodies" from a particular lot of items, and then pretending to be lovingly/caringly thoughtful of you by giving you da remaining items, which are inferior or less-desirable in some way.

A classic example of selective sharing would be during snack-time, whereby da gluttonous and sweet-toothed connivers --- instead of carefully/conscientiously dividing up da tasty and not-so-tasty comestibles evenly among everyone present --- first select all of da best and most-palatable selections from da goodies-platter for themselves to guzzle up, and then leave you wif just da blander and/or less-chewable/digestible selections, such as da veggies, chocolates wif coconut centers, overly-firm/spicy chips, etc.

by QuacksO April 22, 2021

Select Streaks

Written on the bottom of a Snapchat on a raunchy picture that you only want to send to some people you're chill with and know you well.

High as a kite rn (select streaks)

by Heyitsj000 June 03, 2020

select cities

one of the most used terms in commercials for a movie other than "feel good" or "suspense thriller". select cities refers to sophisticated wannabe movies that only play in ny and la. as if those two cities are nice

missionary with jesus: now available in select cities

by euthanize the simpsons February 09, 2005

select hockey

Select hockey is a group of house league player that travel to different rinks and not just play at one aren.

My son plays select hockey

by Puck snaps February 27, 2018

selective bless-you

When someone dislikes another individual in the workplace or elsewhere and decides to issue a "bless you" to everyone but that person when he or she sneezes, indicating a lack of worthiness and respectability.

"I don't think Jenna likes me anymore."
"Why not?"
"She gave the selective bless-you to everyone who sneezed in the office today but me, even though I sneezed three different times."
"Oh, that sucks."

by Sir Jobeykobra March 26, 2014

select view

Precludedly secluded selective view

Choose select view.

by Hercolena Oliver August 31, 2008

selective vocalphilia

se·lec·tive
1. relating to or involving the selection of the most suitable or best qualified.
vo·cal
1. of or relating to the human voice.
-philia
1. denoting fondness, esp. an abnormal love for a specified thing.

she doesn't love men for the way they look, but fell in love with a man who's soul she could feel thru his singing voice which gives her shivers and moves her core. she is a selective vocalphilia

by musicheart January 26, 2014