sealooker

Generally used by homosexual asian men from Hong Kong in the search for other individuals of the same persuasion.

"Wong is such a sealooker"

by Sealooker November 3, 2006

vacuum seal double hand schlop schlop manuever

to give a really good shuck wilst stroking the cock extremely.

she used the vacuum seal double hand schlop schlop manuever

by AlabamianFootballPlayer June 4, 2018

water tight seal

It's what you have when you never take it up the ass.

Jerry: "Sup man you made it out of prison alive."
George: "Yeah, but I lost my water tight seal..."

by cHeks July 13, 2010

Seal

When a man has over acheived in life regarding the hotness of his partner, like the singer seal.

The singer Seal, is a Seal as his girlfriend is hot to levels way above hime.

by Mike Monza February 17, 2009

my lips are sealed

1) A phrase meaning: I will not tell anyone what I know.
also an indication of ones complicity in some plot.

2)What a woman says when she wishes to remain a virgin.

1) Dont worry, I wont tell anyone, my lips are sealed

2) Well you wont be parking your umbrella behind my meat curtains tonight, mr smooth talker, my lips are sealed.

by The fondler March 30, 2007

clubbing baby seals

An amusing activity where you head out to the nearest beach, grab some clubs, and beat the shit out of any and all baby seals you see. A good way to release stress if you're fucking crazy.

Guy 1: I walked in on my wife cheating on me today with our Mexican chimney sweeper.

Guy 2: When I have a shitty day I feel better after clubbing baby seals, wanna come with?

Guy 1: Sure, sounds fun.

by BabySealClubber December 14, 2009

Segalink

A blockage between the commoner and the wicked government.

A wall between the oppressor and the oppressed

The government is fighting him because he is a segalink.

by Sobsoil September 15, 2019