Seed Sniffer

Someone who scratches their crotch or otherwise puts their hands down there and sniffs it when finished.

Alternatively, someone who puts their hands in someone else’s crotch and smells it when the job is done.

I saw a guy on the bus scratch his junk and smell his hand, dude’s a seed sniffer.

by chimichangasexmachine69 November 17, 2022

mega-seed

someone that is really really really really creepy

Shanice is a mega-seed

by imapunnettlover May 18, 2011

seed funding

The money required for upkeep of any sproglets resulting from spreading your seed.

Andrew was forced to take yet another job for seed funding of his former friend's new twins.

by Love6figuregridreferences December 7, 2019

Seed Dick

The person or persons who do not tell you that you have seeds stuck in your teeth, despite having conversations with them.

BOY A: OMG, I had a poopy seed in my front tooth!

BOY B: Yeah, I didn't know how to tell you.

BOY A: You're a seed dick!

by Lovepeaceandlemonade June 22, 2012

Disney seed

A mediocre child who is thrown into the spotlight, made to be idolized, and showered in riches until they reach puberty and can no longer be marketed efficiently. this usually leads them unprepared for adult life and doomed to fade into obscurity

I feel bad for all the Disney seeds on tv these days.

by [e-mail] November 3, 2015

Baguette Seed

Baguette Seed

Baguette Seed

by I Like Chicken Fisting November 29, 2020

Shoot the Seed

D1: To be able to give extremely good female oral sex.

D2: To be able to fold your tongue into a taco shape and spit a seed or "Shoot the seed"

E1:After having spent all his life on a farm, John Colbert was really good with the ladies.

They all knew he could really Shoot the seed.

E2: John could also plant a garden in 1 minute, by shooting seeds.

(if John Colbert reads this,

"you have to pretend to Shoot the seed

on the Colbert Report... pretty please")

by Kai.Packard January 18, 2011