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Scooch Your Gooch

A cleaver way for a person to tell someone to move. But what that person doesnt know is the definition of gooch.
"Jesus, your taking up so much Space! Scooch your gooch!"
by Momo123 February 16, 2009
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Scooch Leg

Snowboarding term. When riders acquire sore legs from the act of gaining momentum by jumping or moving hips back and forth on flat or uphill surfaces.
DUDE MAN! I can't snowboard today because I have a bad case of scooch leg! I can barely walk!

No way I'll be able to do anything ill off of that sweet kicker dude. My scooch leg is makin it tough to even turn in these freshies.
by ST5K January 18, 2011
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Schoch Block

When someone with the last name of Schoch, cock blocks you.
Person 1: Yo man did you hookup with Maddie yet?
Person 2: Naw I got fuckin' Schoch blocked.
Person 1: Same thing happened to me!
by PacAttackk October 19, 2011
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Scorched Earth Policy

To make it a practice to refuse to give oral sex to all women who do not completely shave, wax, or through some other manner remove all of their pubic hair.
"Jill wanted me to go down on her but she had a landing strip down there and I have a strict Scorched Earth Policy"
by John September 15, 2004
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Scorched Earth Policy

1. the process of hooking up and promptly/perpetually ignoring the existence of the other party at every opportunity. If the Earth is properly scorched, then he/she should get the impression the he/she simply does not exist to in any capacity. There is no acknowledged contact (eye or otherwise) of any kind, with the exception of a second hookup, which should be achieved with less than five words (or 10 minutes) of ballgame expended. Should this second hookup occur, all questions and comments are to be ignored. Should still more hookups occur, repeat process for desired effect
Meet John. Meet Jane. John fucked Jane, but has chosen to implement the Scorched Earth Policy. When Jane calls John, he does not answer. When Jane passes John on the way to class, John looks in every direction but hers. When Jane sends an angry email, John does not reply. When Jane attempts to confront John in any public space, he continues his conversation/puts on his headphones as if she were not there. Thus, the Earth has been Scorched.
by James November 17, 2004
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Scoochie

When a girl's stomach hangs over her coochie. Usually hangs out of the bottom of a shirt. Resembles a large flap of fat. Not to be confused with a fupa (see definition no. 4).
Joe: "Holy crap, did you see the scoochie on that girl?"
Dan: "It was impossible to miss. There's no amount of P90X to fix that."
by AMPwithasideofE June 9, 2010
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Scorchio

A dragon neopet that is resistant to the hotter places of Neopia.
My Scorchio likes the heat.
by Neopian November 6, 2003
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