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my cat scratched me

A common excuse used to devoid attention from a mark residing on your arm or thigh, often caused by self-harm rather than an unstable cat.
what’s that?”
my cat scratched me.”
by inverted_bracelet_manufacturer November 7, 2021
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Scratching Post

During rough sex when the girl scratches the hell out of a mans back he is the scratching post.
Dude Mary made me her scratching post last night!
by swimmer2011 January 16, 2010
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Scrackin

Scrack‧ing  (s-KRAK-ing)

–Verb
1. Comes from the English words "What's" and "Cracking".
2. Slang for "What's Cracking"
a. Also said as "'Scrackin'"

A faster way of saying "What's Cracking?"('Scrackin')

Origin: 2006
First used by: Teenager Bryan Shepherd, 16
My_Screen_name: Yo, 'Scrackin' man?
Friends_Screen_name: Nothing man, Cool word, did you make that up?
My-Screen_Name: Damn skippy.
by Bryan AIM= Ch40sDiViSi0N September 28, 2006
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Ball Scratcher

A problem with a degree of difficulty greater than that of the average "head scratcher."
Should I wipe my ass now, or wait until I'm done? What a ball scratcher that is.
by The Stinker July 14, 2006
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hen-scratching

this term can be defined to mean either

a) someone's singing that sounds so horrendously bad it's as if a hen or rooster is literally scratching a blackboard.

b) a synonym, used mainly in Alberta in Western Canada, for turkey-chicken scrawl or terrible penmanship
two people who are in conversation, suddenly hear an unfamiliar voice coming from their school's basement.

person a): hang on, what's this hen-scratching?
person b) i think it's my friend Paul trying to sing, but he's singing out of tune with our high school band..

person a) roflmao
by Sexydimma February 29, 2012
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scoaching

(v) \skohch-ing\

The combined action of finding, conversing, and scoring with girls. Also can be used to describe each of these words' individual actions.

The word is derived from the first three letters "sco" of scoping, scooping, and scoring and combined with the term reaching to produce the word "scoaching"

scoach (v) the future tense of the word
scoture (n) the completed action of scoaching
A: Where's Jim?
B: He's busy scoaching those girls at the bar.
by PasstheAlt June 2, 2011
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scratch your dirty neck

this is basically the coldest dis to someone who has just been moded (molded)- proven very very wrong.
aaw. I TOLD you the Beastie Boys signed to Capitol. Scratch your dirty neck!!!!
by devdawgula July 3, 2004
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