scottish baked pie 

filling a pie with a scotsman's semen and baking it. mm delicious

mary: hey dude, do you have a scotsman handy?
hunter: no sorry. why?
mary: i want to make a scottish baked pie
hunter: oh ok. ill ask around
mary: thanks

scottish baked pie by JellybeanStupido July 5, 2016

scottish plunger 

When your Girlfriend gives you oral after her mouth was being used as a human poo toilet

guy 1: Dude, Me and my girl just tried the Scottish Plunger,
guy 2: Really, how did that go?
guy 1: I'm got 5 years in the slammer for rape, Totally worth it though

scottish plunger by Dandal202 May 23, 2016

Scottish Hot Pockets 

Hot Pockets made in the edge of the world by 2 Scottish women by the the name "Hot" and "Pocket"

Whoa! You actually found Scottish Hot Pockets?!?!

Scottish Hot Pockets by FilthyFrankisHot March 2, 2017

Scottish masturbating

A combination of having an orgasm, taking a shit and puking at the same time.

''Dude, after masturbating on a Scottish way it takes a huge amount of time to clean it up.''
- ''Yeah man, that's the disadvantage of Scottish masturbating!''

Scottish masturbating by idgafosoae April 12, 2017

Scottish serving 

a fuck load of food (a very very large portion of food) e.g 3 plates of pizza

Lad 1 : I've just had 4 plates of haggis and i'm not even full!
Lad 2 : That's a Scottish serving that mate!

Scottish serving by THE_KING125 June 5, 2017

Scottish Grabber 

A female who cannot go fall asleep without grabbing her mate's penis in her hand. Regardless of their respective positions in bed, she must grab hold of it to get a good nights sleep. Typically from Scotland.

Wow. I met a Scottish grabber last night.

Scottish Grabber by yodog91 June 17, 2017

scottish arm bar 

An embarrassing and mythological maneuver one claims to had performed during and altercation in which he/she/questioning had unquestionably lost but cannot accept the loss and thus claims to had performed on the true victor in a pathetic display of denial .

"Remember that time I put buddy guy friend there in thee ole Scottish Arm Bar?"

scottish arm bar by FinestScotchman June 17, 2017