You grab 2 chicks and both of them fart in your foreskin, blowing it up like a balloon, once it gets to maximum girth, you nut all over the chicks with the high pressured semen cannon you created, once your finished you call up a friend to clean it up using their pubes as a mop
Hey bro! Later we should call up Harlee and ayda for a Greasy scotty b and maybe we’ll bring Luke as cleanup
by AveryFarthing772 April 4, 2024

by Bigbelly34 July 17, 2024

by DarthPlasma January 26, 2018

by anvilwhacker12 May 10, 2024

The act of bringing FUBAR to an entirely new level. Similar to Murphy’s Law, anything that can go wrong, will go wrong, but completely due to ones own actions.
That guy was eating a piece of chicken and completely Scottied. He had to have surgery to remove the bone from his throat.
He was putting up a deer stand and Scottied. Still not sure how he broke his thumb strapping in a deer stand.
While attempting to cook dinner, that dude Scottied. Oven caught fire and almost burned down the house.
He was putting up a deer stand and Scottied. Still not sure how he broke his thumb strapping in a deer stand.
While attempting to cook dinner, that dude Scottied. Oven caught fire and almost burned down the house.
by Sierratwohotel June 18, 2018

by Watergate21 July 26, 2024

A rude, Careless person. An awesome big Brother, but a Stupid guy. Has an Amazing Girlfriend. oh man. hes a good friend. usually walks in a "gangster" style.
by Kristinicole March 3, 2009
