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School

Where the impressionable youth are indoctrinated to prepare them for exploitation by the established order.
The Man: Under the mores of the capitalist system you shall attend school. Through academic rewards and personal choice you will go forth and choose a suitable career, to which you shall persist for a substantial amount of time. A vast majority of the money you earn shall be given to the ruling class to keep us in power, and in return we shall sustain your need for this career so we can exploit you until such a time that your ailing health makes this practise immoral and you therefore become incapable of serving us. Once you retire you will no longer pose a threat to the system and our goal of keeping you blind to everything will have been achieved. Over the next few years you shall come to the realisation that despite the pleasures life has given you it is a hollow victory in the face of a reality where you could enjoy complete freedom. Although you now know the truth you shall no longer live to warn others of it, and the cycle which you became a part of shall endlessly repeat itself with the participation of subsequent generations. There are no exceptions and no escape. Our existence is built on this agenda: to keep you so devoid of possibility and/or alternatives that you submit and resign yourself to this reality, whether you agree to it or not.
by Firelovesugar May 3, 2011
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School

A Fucking worthless 8 hours of nothing but shitty teachers and retarded homework!! it should die. A hell on earth.
I'm going to school.

No your not your going to hell.
by Dutchess23 February 26, 2010
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School

The place where every (Normal) kid hates to be.

18 Years of pointless shit.
6570+ Days of bullshit "Learning" at School
by PawntacticsParadox January 27, 2010
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School

1. A Place Of Knowledge

2. To Educated Someone Lesser Than Yourself On The Ways Of The Streets
1. Most People Attend High School For Four Years.

2. Dumb Bitch, Allow Me To School You On The Fine Art Of The "Hood" Ass-Whipping!
by Thysbe July 23, 2005
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School

A place where parents send their kids to torture them and so they won't stay on the computer all day.
Kid - Why do I have to go to school Mom?
Mom - You're not supposde to have fun and teachers can get you into trouble for almost anything you do, god or bad and that's what we parents like! Torturng our sick, twisted kids!
by Satan August 11, 2004
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School

1) Hell
2) Prison
3) But a good place to beat people up
School......SUX ASS If you like it..then your fucked up man......
by Lonely Tira August 29, 2006
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School

is dumb....period.
GUy 1- hey ready for school?
Guy- you mean am i ready to die?
by fishywishypooo May 30, 2009
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