Ben Schäfer Kroyer

A little person with no skills in basketball. He is very ugly and very stupid

He is like Ben Schäfer Kroyer

by Ben_Sucks May 16, 2022

paige scharf

usually a transvestite, eats a lot of ass, and broccoli. sleeps for years. vape. horse tranquilizer sometimes. kinda cold. (cold emoji)

oh look! it’s paige scharf. oh no, she’s doing horse tranquilizer again🤦🏿 ♀️

by xoxotransvestite August 30, 2022

Levi Scharf

Levi Scharf is the most amazing and loving boyfriend one could ever ask for. He would always be by your side no matter what may occur. Not only that, but he will listen to you and your stories no matter how stupid they may sound. You could talk about something in school that may be bothering you or just a crazy dream you had last night! Levi Scharf loves giving and receiving kisses. If you give him one theres this silly smile he has on his face afterwards. Levi Scharf is so cute and handsome that his girlfriend wants to kiss him all the time 24/7. Not only is he a good boyfriend but he is an amazing best friend. Get yourself a Levi. Or you could be a Levi, you would get all the ladies.

Levi Scharf is super cutie patootie

One time i had a dream Levi Scharf and I died in a roblox ferris wheel

by cutie patootie watootie November 20, 2023

wayne schaefer

A versatile and experienced electrical controls engineer, professor, manager and emergency medical responder. Capable of taming the most difficult of departments but gentle enough to provide TLC for most types of injuries.

I needed someone to fix my toaster and applied a bandaid and Wayne Schaefer came to the rescue.

by Smedysupergopher February 6, 2025

Ali Melissa Schaff

This girl is a music sensation. Crossed between a mix of Hayley Williams and Taylor Swift. She has hits such as "You Are Here," "Alibis," "The Line," "Disarray," and "Keeping Secrets," as well as many more. She is played on the radio. She is gorgeous and extremely talented at singing, playing guitar, and writing songs. She is a star and my idol.

If you like alternative music, you will love Ali Melissa Schaff.

by MusicLoverXOX May 29, 2014

James C. Schäfer

I led a normal life until age 36 no childhood problems, no divorced parents, no health problems. I breezed through high school and college. I had a dream job. Then my life collapsed. Suddenly I had horrendous back problems. Later my daily life was dominated by phobias. I feared utility companies. Next I developed a fear of the state of Wisconsin and almost the entire Midwest.

"James C. Schäfer "
"Proficient inventor"

by WertiaCoffee November 22, 2020