A small group of islands in the Pacific aquired by American in a pact with Germany. No one really knows exactly where it is, who lives there, what language the locals origanlly spoke before we showed up or that the capital is Pago Pago. The only time anyone pays attention to it is when some one is doing a special on sweat shops because apparently that's what drives it's economy.
by Ron_Thornbrash May 24, 2005
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by xDave Chapellex March 4, 2008
Get the samoan mug.Where the male places his testicles upon the woman's chest, knocking them around until they fall into the female's mouth, like hitting a golf ball into the hole.
by Gabe Maese August 8, 2006
Get the Samoan Golf Course mug.1) A crazy, over enthusiastic, senile old man who finds unhealthy enjoyment in finding cheaters
2) One who has a strange preoccupation with psychiatrists and the phrase "tougher than steel"
3) One who has a ridiculously large collection of sadistic YouTube videos
4) One who "voids warranties"
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2) One who has a strange preoccupation with psychiatrists and the phrase "tougher than steel"
3) One who has a ridiculously large collection of sadistic YouTube videos
4) One who "voids warranties"
5) Pyromaniac
by chuck "the man" french September 30, 2011
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Man 1 "Dude I was with my gf last night and laid a samoen sundae on her for my first time"
Man 2 "Damn dude that's gross kinda gross what did she say"
Man 1 "Well the 5th time I did it she woke up"
Man 2 "Damn dude that's gross kinda gross what did she say"
Man 1 "Well the 5th time I did it she woke up"
by The Godfathers of Shenanigans March 13, 2009
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Man 1 "Dude I performed the Samoen Sundae on my gf last night for the first time."
Man 2 "Wow dude thats gross, how did she take it?"
Man 1 "Well she was fine with it until the 5th time I did it to her and she woke up."
Man 2 "You did the Samoen Sundae 5 times in 1 night!?"
Man 1 "Yup"
Man 2 "You're a Haus dude"
Man 2 "Wow dude thats gross, how did she take it?"
Man 1 "Well she was fine with it until the 5th time I did it to her and she woke up."
Man 2 "You did the Samoen Sundae 5 times in 1 night!?"
Man 1 "Yup"
Man 2 "You're a Haus dude"
by The Godfathers of Shenanigans March 13, 2009
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