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I am pretending to type something

This is used when your parents, boss, or teacher is near you, and you need to act like you are working, so you type “I am pretending to type something
*Boss walks towards you* I am pretending to type something
by Not Johnneh December 14, 2020
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Something Awful

A lame website with even lamer forums. However, if you by any chance like feminazi mods, forum downtime from comically inept script writers, MS paint, pathetic personal e/n stories, fat nerds with neckbeards, extra features that cost money and are usually broken, circle jerk threads, smug, whiny rich kids, unfunny spamboards (BYOB), and people who can't take a joke or laugh at themselves, then this is the forum for you.
Something Awful was cool......back in 2002.
by radium October 29, 2006
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something big

when one describes what they don't have in their pants
Hey babe, wanna see something big?

shows large house, followed by 300ft firehose; ignores toothpick-sized nether regions
by xxxjerrysuxcoxndix69xxx April 6, 2017
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Whip something up

Meaning 'there is no food in the house'.. so expect a shitty dinner, probably involving rice.
Trent "Honey whats for dinner?"

Libby "I'll just whip something up"
by Josie Grosie May 29, 2011
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Thats got to count for something!

In Beer Pong, when a ball bounces into a cup on the side of the table that has already been made.
While playing beer pong at a pregame, Joseph shoots the ping pong ball and it bounces into a cup that has already been made and yells "thats got to count for something!"
by 21-16 May 20, 2011
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