Salting the Snail

When a female gets turned-off sexually

*Conversation between guy and girl is getting heated*

Guy: brb gotta take a shit
Girl: DUDE! You're totally salting the snail

by WizardofAUS December 10, 2015

Sailing buddies

Code for friends with benefits. Usually used in front of parents, teachers and peers to hide the truth.

Person 1: Are you and Alice in a relationship

Person 2: Nah, we're just sailing buddies

by Trollmaster919 October 12, 2012

selling like a god church

Selling very, very good

Damn, that shit is selling like a god church!

by Terdenmihan November 2, 2017

garage sailing

To sail in your garage.

Holy shit Bill! Look at the garage!

by Scooter August 25, 2003

Selling Dreams

When Somebody Doesn't Look Like They're Pictures

Her Bumper Didn't Look Like That In Her Picture, She Was Selling Dreams..

by JulieReloaded July 8, 2015

Salting

When a male ejaculates on someone.

Yo, I totally ended up salting them hoes last night.

by squidman47 October 14, 2011

jow-selling

Negating somebody else's statement with a subjectively dorky response.

"Hey, we just had the best leg of lamb at the take-out place down the road."
Response: (Begins quoting three hundred-plus words just written regarding superheroes, spies, vampires or the awesome nature of oneself.)
"... You're jow-selling me!"

by Kaimz September 30, 2009