weak seed

When someone is not being fun or entertaining, wants to go home early from a night out, or won't go out at all, they are being a weak seed. They could be also be in the act of being weak, therefore they are "weak seeding". Origin from having weak sperm or libido.

"Dude, quit going so weak seed and lets get shots."

by Bloke G July 9, 2009

dormant seed

a person at a party who is reluctant to join in the fun, who sits around looking miserable; socially awkward; a wallflower.

a local term used in Chino Valley, AZ

"See that there boy sittin' around lookin' glum? What's eatin' him?"
"Shucks, I dunno, he must be a dormant seed"

by Get-R-Done November 19, 2011

poppy seed

A seed of a poppy flower that contains a good item of concern

Poppy seed highs

by larstait October 29, 2003

Saved by the Smell

Home made porno starring Dustin Diamond, famous for his role as Screech in Saved by the Bell. Bell has been changed to smell as Diamond performs a dirty sanchez (now referred to as a dirty screech) on one of the girls in the film!

Mr A: Have you seen Saved by the Smell yet?
Mr B: Yeah, its fuckin' rancid!

by RandyFishcake March 3, 2008

seed

Child.

"I repeat if I die My seed will be ill like me." - Ghostface Killah's part in "7th Chamber" by Wu-Tang Clan

by FlyAway July 19, 2011

seed pod

Someone undesirable to an extreme degree. Usually someone completely oblivious to the way others percieve them.

-Traits of a seed pod-

Never anything positive to say.

Always looks for the flaws in anything so to make sure its
not looked at as perfect.

Poorly educated yet resonates an aura of superiority.

Is always at the disco alone and tries to slip into your
area of occupance so to seem like they are with you.

Socially maladaptive

Katinka: Ugh, theres jefree standing by the bar.
Petrova: Let's walk by the dj booth fast before he spots us, hes such a seed pod.

by Aniko October 10, 2006

Sober Seed

An idea or thought which is planted when one is sober, but refers to a time when you will be drunk. Normally a joke, if the seed grows with alcohol intake it will cause your drunken brain to remember it. This will result in you repeating the joke again and again throughout the night, on the basis that 'It was funny when I was sober, therefore must be funny now'

The idea of a 'beer jacket' was comical whilst sober, however as the sober seed sprouted, Dave had begun running around the party naked shouting 'I'm not cold, I have my beer jacket on'

by Raving Looney December 9, 2008