Unpleasant suprise

Something/someone that makes you unhappy to see it/them.

1) You again? Wow, what an unpleasant suprise, this is so unexpected!

2) Donald Trump's first election was an unpleasant surprise, so you would think his second one would also be one when/if he did it again.

by Solid Mantis December 19, 2020

Sausage suprise

A beautiful dish comprising of a sausage base, custard middle and spray cream top. This eloquent desert originated from Bristol UK.

Can you please make sausage suprise

by Michael cumcock September 21, 2023

Kinder Suprise

Slang world for leaving something disgusting inside of a mailbox. E.g., dog shit or anthrax.

I got fired from work the other day so I left my absolute Harrelson of a boss a bit of a kinder suprise in his mailbox

by SpunkDrinker December 19, 2023

Birthday Suprise

When you come home from a hard day at work and find your girlfriend in the pile driver position with a lit sparkler inserted into her anus. After which you proceed to remove the lot sparkler and perform anal sex whilst holding said sparkler

I came home to a birthday suprise!

by Thecooltaters June 25, 2021

Marshmallow suprise

When a guy's cum is so thick it has the viscosity of a marshmallow

Brianna: How was it last night?

Alex: I almost choked, he gave me a marshmallow suprise

by Suprise Muthafucka February 5, 2014

indian suprise

When a horny individual of Indian ethnicity jumps from behind an object or alley way to surprise their sexual prey

That club was awesome Jim.

Yeah Stacy, I had a really great night tonight!

Let's go home through this alley way

HOLY FUCK WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?!!

IT LOOKS LIKE A SAND-NIGGER JIM!

"Indian suprise!"

by Absolute belta May 16, 2017

spicy suprise

When you squirt siracha in your girls eyes and suprisingly cum on her face.

Last night, i gave my wife a spicy suprise.

by anonymous May 29, 2022