by Dibidus41 August 19, 2011
Get the SECOND-STORY MAN mug.A phrase comedian Dimitri Martin said in "These Are Jokes." Ever since then, fans have been writing this on bathroom stalls and park benches across America.
Dimitri: "Graffiti's the most passionate literature there is, you
know? It's always like 'Bush sucks!' … 'U2 Rocks!' … I want to make indifferent graffiti. 'Toy Story 2 was okay!'
Fans: I'm going to write that everywhere!
know? It's always like 'Bush sucks!' … 'U2 Rocks!' … I want to make indifferent graffiti. 'Toy Story 2 was okay!'
Fans: I'm going to write that everywhere!
by Slagathorian March 24, 2010
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by Hogsbreath101 July 22, 2019
Get the Sex story mug.Zoey and Coco were both sitting on the couch, Zoey was under a blanket using her computer and coco was watching tv. Coco looked over at Zoey's computer and saw Zoey was watching porn. Coco pointed out that she saw Zoey's computer. Zoey, in a panic, closed her computer shut. Coco said "come here" and ran to the bedroom, Zoey following. They undressed and Zoey grabbed sex toys from the closet. Coco grabbed the vibrators and shoved one in Zoey's pussy and one in her own pussy. Both moaning in pleasure, Zoey quickly jabbed 2 dildos in and out of her ass, and shoved another 2 into Coco's ass. "A-AAH IM GONNA CUM!" Coco screamed, cum dripping out of her throbbing pussy. Vibrators still going and dildos still in, Zoey went over to Coco and licked her pussy. Coco said "sit on my face!" As Zoey took out the vibrator went to sit on Coco's face while Coco licked every last drop of cum off Zoey's pussy. Finished, as they thought, they took a shower together and Coco played with Zoey's boobs while Zoey fingered Coco until she hit her G-spot. As the cum washed away in the shower, they scissored, and both sucked each other's nipples.
by veryhornyperson January 16, 2022
Get the lesbian sex story mug.The two got back from uni, stumbled through the door already kissing eachother hard. They quickly undressed eachother and stumbled again into the kitchen. Olivia lifted althie onto the counter, lowered herself and started licking her pussy so hard, it was already wet.
Olivia grabbed althie and walked backwards, falling onto the couch, there pussies squashed against eachother. "oh I love you so much baby, now fuck me FUCK ME HARD" althie shouted and Olivia obeyed shoving 3 fingers up her pussy and althie moaned in delight.
As it were now Olivias turn, althie picked her uip and carried her to the bedroom picking up her dildo on the way. She shoved it up olivia's pussy and yanked it out to start licking. She did this over and over before shoving up her tongue instead and then licking Olivias face with her wet, hard tongue.
"Oh that's GOOD" Olivia screamed while creaming into althie mouth. "OH I BET IT IS" althie replied working harder, kneeling next to the bed nude. She noticed the window and balcony and an idea came to mind
They went over the the balcony and started scissoring In public as it was the 2nd floor of an apartment building. Their other friend saw them and ran up in a hurry, stripping on her way. She ran into the bedroom and started licking them both. "I hope I'm not inturruptio something".
Olivia grabbed althie and walked backwards, falling onto the couch, there pussies squashed against eachother. "oh I love you so much baby, now fuck me FUCK ME HARD" althie shouted and Olivia obeyed shoving 3 fingers up her pussy and althie moaned in delight.
As it were now Olivias turn, althie picked her uip and carried her to the bedroom picking up her dildo on the way. She shoved it up olivia's pussy and yanked it out to start licking. She did this over and over before shoving up her tongue instead and then licking Olivias face with her wet, hard tongue.
"Oh that's GOOD" Olivia screamed while creaming into althie mouth. "OH I BET IT IS" althie replied working harder, kneeling next to the bed nude. She noticed the window and balcony and an idea came to mind
They went over the the balcony and started scissoring In public as it was the 2nd floor of an apartment building. Their other friend saw them and ran up in a hurry, stripping on her way. She ran into the bedroom and started licking them both. "I hope I'm not inturruptio something".
by IAmSoG@y December 13, 2021
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I was wearing a lacy, white piece of lingerie that exposed almost every bit of my body. He scooped me up, his arms sliding up my inner thigh. He slammed me on to the bed, pulling down my bra, revealing my huge tits. I grab the back of his head, smushing his face into my chest, grabbing the edge of the bed, and gasping as he licked my nipples. He then proceeded to slide my panties off my legs, revealing my throbbing pussy. He then slid his boxers off, his huge penis bouncing in my face. I gave him a blowjob, feeling his hand on the back of my head, pushing my mouth on further. “ahh, YES! oh, baby.” He moaned. “I’M GONNA CUM!!” I don’t stop. Soon I feel the hot, sticky juice squirt straight into my mouth. I stop for a moment, gulping down the cum with ease. He grabs the back of my head again, slamming my mouth on his penis. He then gets on top of me, and i gasp as he hoists my legs up on his shoulders, widening my legs, leaving my throbbing pussy wide-open. he inserts his rock- hard penis into my vagina, thrusting, and digging deeper into my pussy. “AHH! OH, YES BABY!” I moan and bite my lip, his penis penetrating even deeper into my pussy. “AGHH! I’M GOING TO CUM!!” I gasp, as the sticky, white liquid escapes my pussy, splashing onto his cock, dripping onto the sheets. He pulls out with ease, licking my pussy clean. His tongue exploring my vagina, licking the cum clean off. “Round two?”
I was wearing a lacy, white piece of lingerie that exposed almost every bit of my body. He scooped me up, his arms sliding up my inner thigh. He slammed me on to the bed, pulling down my bra, revealing my huge tits. I grab the back of his head, smushing his face into my chest, grabbing the edge of the bed, and gasping as he licked my nipples. He then proceeded to slide my panties off my legs, revealing my throbbing pussy. He then slid his boxers off, his huge penis bouncing in my face. I gave him a blowjob, feeling his hand on the back of my head, pushing my mouth on further. “ahh, YES! oh, baby.” He moaned. “I’M GONNA CUM!!” I don’t stop. Soon I feel the hot, sticky juice squirt straight into my mouth. I stop for a moment, gulping down the cum with ease. He grabs the back of my head again, slamming my mouth on his penis. He then gets on top of me, and i gasp as he hoists my legs up on his shoulders, widening my legs, leaving my throbbing pussy wide-open. he inserts his rock- hard penis into my vagina, thrusting, and digging deeper into my pussy. “AHH! OH, YES BABY!” I moan and bite my lip, his penis penetrating even deeper into my pussy. “AGHH! I’M GOING TO CUM!!” I gasp, as the sticky, white liquid escapes my pussy, splashing onto his cock, dripping onto the sheets. He pulls out with ease, licking my pussy clean. His tongue exploring my vagina, licking the cum clean off. “Round two?”
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"That was a good story, tell it again."
"That was a good story, tell it again."
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