bend and stab

An exercise that can be performed indoors or outdoors involving two people; depending on preference. Recommended on a table or bedside for support.

*Bend and stab thoughts*

1: What were they doing last night?
2: Probably bend and stabbing on the table

by passtheice September 27, 2020

stabba

One who stabs and is known for stabbing, most likely a thugsta or gangsta or killa manilla, thus the word has an "a" at the end of it rather than the normal, non-slang suffix "er".

"Man, dat dey mudda fuckoi is now knownst as a mutha fuckin' stabba since he went and stapped dat fucka in his itty bitty chess"

by E April 1, 2005

stabbatical

A break taken from regular activities for the purposes of revenge, plotting, violent brooding.

"Where's Carl?"
"After that beezy dumped him, he took a stabbatical."

by Kazmarov October 15, 2008

Grundle Stab

-noun or verb
The action of stabbing the grundle, or perineum, with extended fore and middle fingers.

n. Have you ever experienced a grundle stab?
v. Mike was being a pooterhead, so I grundle stabbed him.

by Harry the Batbitch October 9, 2007

Fish Stab

Slang: Female Masterbation

To engage in solo female oriented sexual activity.

Yo, I heard Lindzie went home from the club empty handed, I bet she played a game of Fish Stab before she went to bed.

Hey Sarah you stinky fishstabbing bitch, Bring me a beer!

by The Seeker January 8, 2009

Butt Stab

The act of inserting one's erect penis into another's anus... hard.

You keep winking at me. Are you looking for a butt stab?

That guy is walking funny. He must be a butt stabber.

by Baumtitz April 22, 2015

You mess with crabo, you get the stabo

If you mess with someone too much, it will assault you with a deadly weapon.

Don't you mess with crabo, you get the stabo

by Severe Autism April 15, 2017