Slarting

/noun/ N/ Slart, Slarting, Slarted, When a person or animal takes a shit; while seeming to be dancing and farting violently in the process.

The bathroom didn't get punished that way overnight, you certainly gave it a hard Slarting' Johnson.

Johnson, a public restaurant is no place for SLARTING, you’ve already sprayed a brown saucey coating over everyone’s food, and it tastes almost as good as last night's walrus wagina puree.
ASS SHIT DISGUSTINGREPULSIVEWAGINAblumpkinblue waffle

by xxx_WildcardWy@tt_xxx December 12, 2015

Starbing

extreme need for expensive coffee drinks

"Hey girl, wanna grab a pumpkin spice latte?"

"Ohmygod YES, I haven't had coffee since this morning and I am starbing!"

by handlemyhandle January 12, 2016

Startling the engine

A phrase used in the mechanics world for turning on an engine and turning it off in under a second.

Stop startling the engine you'll ruin the starter!!

by Honda_Otaku December 2, 2016

Starbing

(adj.)- the wanting, needing, longing for of any Starbucks product. Most commonly used by females ages 14-25.

Person 1: "OMG I haven't had a frapp since this morning!"
Person 2: "OMG I know! I'm Starbing!"

by Francesco June 28, 2016

starring holes in the air

Originally a German saying to express that you or somebody else is doing nothing at the moment, while looking to a permanent direction.

The student actually has to work on his exercises but is doing nothing. The teacher tells him not to stare holes in the air.

While sitting on the toilet I'm starring holes in the air.

by aPublisherFromEurope June 26, 2017

starving for sjors

it's a hashtag where people starve for the poor sjors. hes anorexic.

Ty: I am hungry.
Tommy: You can't eat until Sjors ate something.
Ty: Fuck starving for sjors

by disgusting tommy September 30, 2017

staring down the barrel

When you take a gander at your peep hole at the moment of ejaculation, as to shoot your baby batter into your eyes, for pleasure of course.

"Did you hear? Mark was caught staring down the barrel at the sleepover last night?"
"Yeah, Calvin did that last week and got pink eye"

by WawaBings November 30, 2017