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squeeze cheese

Fart only to fart that little bit extra and actually shit yourself a bit.
by Starsky July 30, 2003
mugGet the squeeze cheesemug.

squeeze toys

A female's set of breasts
dude i was out with this chick last night she had niccccccccccccccccce squeeze toys man
by k-trizzle May 30, 2006
mugGet the squeeze toysmug.

squeeze the sponge

To go take an unnecessry piss just because you may not get another chane to for a long time. Usually on road trips or before long movies.
Since they were waiting at the rest stop, he squeezed the sponge.
by MaHaBone January 28, 2004
mugGet the squeeze the spongemug.

Norwegian squeeze

An act so horrific it's punishable by death in 52 countries, and it is illegal to describe and teach it to others in the UK, USA and many more.
Lol, I'll give his hole a Norwegian squeeze

"Honey, please, drink driving is dangerous" "Shut up and get in the car or i'll give your mother a norwegian squeeze and she'll be limping home tonight!"
by paz123321123 October 17, 2012
mugGet the Norwegian squeezemug.

freedom squeeze

Using one or both hands to apply compressive force to a females genitalia in order to cause sexual excitement
While dancing with Tina, I reached around and gave her a nice freedom squeeze.
by America7601 February 2, 2015
mugGet the freedom squeezemug.

Bucknell Squeeze

When a chick shits in your bed after you lose wood from a coke boner.
Dude got the bucknell squeeze at the courtyard Marriott in waupaca.
by OstgutTon69 July 21, 2023
mugGet the Bucknell Squeezemug.

squeezing lemmons

Going through a yellow traffic light without slowing down.
To avoid getting stuck at red lights and being late for work, I was squeezing lemmons to make it in on time.
by amar711 September 23, 2012
mugGet the squeezing lemmonsmug.

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